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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
Liar!
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  10/06/25
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  10/06/25
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Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
wwop
Aromatic ocher newt new version
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
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lake turdskin
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
bipolar sadistic range
  10/06/25
*The Crush
histrionic international law enforcement agency
  10/06/25
Liar!
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Liar!
Crusty bbw house
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
racy demanding incel
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
Liar!
Crusty bbw house
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
Free-loading impressive deer antler
  10/06/25
How old was she
Learning disabled cuck
  10/06/25
19
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
Learning disabled cuck
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
Learning disabled cuck
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
Learning disabled cuck
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
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  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
Liar!
Crusty bbw house
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
Learning disabled cuck
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
Learning disabled cuck
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
Learning disabled cuck
  10/06/25
mfcr
Aromatic ocher newt new version
  10/06/25
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racy demanding incel
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
Obsidian excitant base
  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
Free-loading impressive deer antler
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
indecent boyish people who are hurt
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
indecent boyish people who are hurt
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
Liar!
Crusty bbw house
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
Obsidian excitant base
  10/06/25
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indecent boyish people who are hurt
  10/06/25
Liar!
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Obsidian excitant base
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Liar!
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Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
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  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
indecent boyish people who are hurt
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
Liar!
Crusty bbw house
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I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
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  10/06/25
As if
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i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
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there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
racy demanding incel
  10/06/25
Yes
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i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
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  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
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he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
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Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
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  10/06/25
180 monikor
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  10/06/25
Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
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  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
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  10/06/25
oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
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  10/06/25
me too
racy demanding incel
  10/06/25
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indecent boyish people who are hurt
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Polaroids or it didn’t happen
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My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
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This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
Abusive magical karate
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
passionate coiffed theatre
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
Obsidian excitant base
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
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  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
indecent boyish people who are hurt
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
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  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
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  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
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  10/06/25
Nice edit
indecent boyish people who are hurt
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
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  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
Obsidian excitant base
  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
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  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
Obsidian excitant base
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When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
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  10/06/25
Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
indecent boyish people who are hurt
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
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  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
Obsidian excitant base
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
Obsidian excitant base
  10/06/25
Ok
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
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indecent boyish people who are hurt
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Crusty bbw house
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*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
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honey-headed bearded gas station
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
indecent boyish people who are hurt
  10/06/25
21 actually.
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
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nofapping brunch mediation
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
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  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
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she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
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to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
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  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
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  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
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posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
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  10/06/25
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now i know how tribe felt
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Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
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i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
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My moniker has changed frequently
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你這個騙子
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180! Can confirm
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pics?
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  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
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  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
Abusive magical karate
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

你這個騙子

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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

Rage, rice boi

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Aromatic ocher newt new version

wwop

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: lake turdskin



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: bipolar sadistic range

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: histrionic international law enforcement agency

*The Crush

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: racy demanding incel

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Free-loading impressive deer antler

guys in my high school did this all the time

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Learning disabled cuck

How old was she

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

19

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Learning disabled cuck

Wow, how did you manage that

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Learning disabled cuck

What do you mean “from irl”

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Learning disabled cuck

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: slap-happy iridescent piazza mexican

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Learning disabled cuck

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Learning disabled cuck

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Learning disabled cuck

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Aromatic ocher newt new version

mfcr

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: racy demanding incel



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Obsidian excitant base

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Free-loading impressive deer antler

always keep your pubes presentable tp

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: indecent boyish people who are hurt

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

It was all in the hotel.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: indecent boyish people who are hurt

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

Well...yeah.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Obsidian excitant base

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: indecent boyish people who are hurt

🤡🤡🤡📸

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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Obsidian excitant base



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: passionate coiffed theatre

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: indecent boyish people who are hurt

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330515)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330508)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330506)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330505)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: histrionic international law enforcement agency

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: dun floppy gaming laptop hall

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: slap-happy iridescent piazza mexican

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: racy demanding incel

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Learning disabled cuck

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: slap-happy iridescent piazza mexican

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: nofapping brunch mediation

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: slap-happy iridescent piazza mexican

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: indecent boyish people who are hurt

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: slap-happy iridescent piazza mexican

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Abusive magical karate

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Learning disabled cuck

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: slap-happy iridescent piazza mexican

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: racy demanding incel

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: indecent boyish people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: disgusting cracking digit ratio halford

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: honey-headed bearded gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Obsidian excitant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Domesticated Abode Idea He Suggested

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Abusive magical karate

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: passionate coiffed theatre

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Obsidian excitant base

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: slap-happy iridescent piazza mexican

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: indecent boyish people who are hurt

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: slap-happy iridescent piazza mexican

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: indecent boyish people who are hurt

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: slap-happy iridescent piazza mexican

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: indecent boyish people who are hurt

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: slap-happy iridescent piazza mexican

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Obsidian excitant base

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Slate awkward address

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Obsidian excitant base

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible property kitty

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329452)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: indecent boyish people who are hurt

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Obsidian excitant base

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Obsidian excitant base

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Obsidian excitant base

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: indecent boyish people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329543)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330488)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: pearly mentally impaired ladyboy theater

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329500)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: honey-headed bearded gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: indecent boyish people who are hurt

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: nofapping brunch mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329979)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Obsidian excitant base

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Lascivious Drab Police Squad

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: naked misunderstood orchestra pit quadroon



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: zombie-like coldplay fan

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: vivacious windowlicker center

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Disrespectful patrolman

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: sinister hospital nowag

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dingle berry

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: naked misunderstood orchestra pit quadroon

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: nofapping brunch mediation

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dingle berry

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle degenerate market

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Bespoke space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330489)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Trip Round Eye Pervert

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: ebony razzle-dazzle degenerate market

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Tripping Feces Box Office

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed forum

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Crusty bbw house

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: walnut irate trailer park

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Umber juggernaut water buffalo

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Electric business firm personal credit line

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: honey-headed bearded gas station

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: vengeful flirting persian

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49330758)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Abusive magical karate

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49332542)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: Comical Gold Field Idiot

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49331141)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Slate awkward address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49332522)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Smoky keepsake machete

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49332561)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Lemon Charismatic Whorehouse

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Ã#49342349)