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How is Top Golf worth $1 billion? Less than 100 locations

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slate set
  11/21/25
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Mahogany School
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No it's actually worth $1B
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What’s the valuation for ‘bottom’ golf ?
Exciting white idiot
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Cerebral people who are hurt
  11/21/25
turn around i'll show you
vermilion forum
  11/21/25
I went to a Top Golf 10 or so years ago. It was an awful exp...
spruce talented sound barrier
  11/21/25
Easily my favorite place to do corp events. A tiny amount of...
Bipolar soggy trust fund
  11/21/25
Yeah. I don't do corporate events or go and see anyone in pe...
spruce talented sound barrier
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Decadent and shrewd.
Bipolar soggy trust fund
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There is always one early- to mid-20s hot girl there launchi...
ocher plaza
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Lol. Beautiful imagery. And true!
spruce talented sound barrier
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I've never even seen one.
razzle balding ladyboy
  11/21/25
These “locations” are seemingly like 40 acres.
painfully honest insecure indirect expression kitty
  11/21/25
And it’s all leased
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Where is it 40 acres? The ones I saw look like office buildi...
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aren't they staffed by cheerful miniskirt drink girls thos...
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Here's an entire turn key golf range listed for $500,000 ...
Patel Philippe
  11/22/25
there is a massive equities bubble
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  11/22/25
There's one that just opened in the east metro of the Twin C...
bloomington
  11/22/25


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Date: November 21st, 2025 4:54 AM
Author: slate set

wtf

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Date: November 21st, 2025 5:28 AM
Author: Hairraiser lodge

*fewer

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Date: November 21st, 2025 6:04 AM
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Date: November 21st, 2025 6:06 AM
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Date: November 21st, 2025 6:57 AM
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Date: November 21st, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: irradiated internet-worthy tanning salon

No it's actually worth $1B

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Date: November 21st, 2025 10:24 AM
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Date: November 21st, 2025 1:51 PM
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Date: November 21st, 2025 10:16 PM
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Date: November 21st, 2025 7:14 AM
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Date: November 21st, 2025 7:18 AM
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Date: November 21st, 2025 8:06 AM
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Date: November 21st, 2025 9:40 AM
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Date: November 21st, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: Exciting white idiot

What’s the valuation for ‘bottom’ golf ?

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Date: November 21st, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: Cerebral people who are hurt



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Date: November 21st, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: vermilion forum

turn around i'll show you

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Date: November 21st, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: spruce talented sound barrier

I went to a Top Golf 10 or so years ago. It was an awful experience. I’m not sure why anyone goes there at all and the whole operation must be losing money. But, I guess they own a lot of land in good locations so that’s probably like $100m or so, but I have no idea what kind of debt they have.

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Date: November 21st, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Bipolar soggy trust fund

Easily my favorite place to do corp events. A tiny amount of athleticism and experience swinging a club makes you look like a man among boys.

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Date: November 21st, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: spruce talented sound barrier

Yeah. I don't do corporate events or go and see anyone in person.

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Date: November 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Bipolar soggy trust fund

Decadent and shrewd.

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Date: November 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: ocher plaza

There is always one early- to mid-20s hot girl there launching drives from a centrally located stall in a flippy pleated miniskirt, tank top, and visor while being gawked at by 100.00% of the males walking by to pick up another drink.

I assume TG pays this person to be there, because you never see anyone like this on an actual golf course, where the people look like a fucking Senate Democratic Caucus meeting.

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Date: November 21st, 2025 10:33 AM
Author: spruce talented sound barrier

Lol. Beautiful imagery. And true!

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Date: November 21st, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: razzle balding ladyboy

I've never even seen one.

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Date: November 21st, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: painfully honest insecure indirect expression kitty

These “locations” are seemingly like 40 acres.

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Date: November 21st, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: cracking genital piercing

And it’s all leased

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Date: November 21st, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: slate set

Where is it 40 acres? The ones I saw look like office building with a huge parking lot

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Date: November 21st, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: appetizing ape jewess

aren't they staffed by cheerful miniskirt drink girls

those are worth $8M each, easy

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Date: November 21st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Diverse rebellious abode



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Patel Philippe

Here's an entire turn key golf range listed for $500,000

https://www.crexi.com/properties/1875174/indiana-13861-alexander-street-a?recommId=95108e1502ed93698d76ebb3b22a7601

Lmao at paying $1 billion for 90 of these shits on 20-year lease

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Date: November 22nd, 2025 1:33 PM
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there is a massive equities bubble

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Date: November 22nd, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

There's one that just opened in the east metro of the Twin Cities. One thing I thought was dumb is that they call it "Topgolf Minneapolis - Woodbury" on their website. It's fucking 18 miles from Minneapolis. St. Paul is way closer, it's total Twin Cities erasure.

https://topgolf.com/us/woodbury/

Also ones thing that's a little bit notable about the new Topgolf is that from the right spots you can see it from a long fucking way away. The Twin Cities metro is pretty flat but it somehow doesn't feel that way, probably because there is a fair amount of trees everywhere.

The Topgolf stands out like a sore thumb

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