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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
Vivacious crackhouse
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
180 stage giraffe
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
Vivacious crackhouse
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
180 stage giraffe
  10/13/25
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Wine ceo cuck
  10/15/25
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hateful anal theater stage skinny woman
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
exciting address
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
bossy resort
  10/11/25
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ivory fantasy-prone masturbator market
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
flesh native
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
Vivacious crackhouse
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
flirting philosopher-king puppy
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
flesh native
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
low-t offensive locus
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
Massive Point Doctorate
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
greedy concupiscible boistinker
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
bossy resort
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
Stirring medicated rigor station
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
Vibrant judgmental state genital piercing
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
cracking naked toaster brethren
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
low-t offensive locus
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
glittery mahogany fat ankles
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
low-t offensive locus
  10/11/25
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bossy resort
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
low-t offensive locus
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
cracking naked toaster brethren
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
low-t offensive locus
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
vermilion gaming laptop
  10/14/25
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bossy resort
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
Vivacious crackhouse
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
low-t offensive locus
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
Vivacious crackhouse
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
low-t offensive locus
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
Vivacious crackhouse
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
low-t offensive locus
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
Vivacious crackhouse
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
low-t offensive locus
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
Vivacious crackhouse
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
insecure sepia police squad chapel
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
Vivacious crackhouse
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
vermilion gaming laptop
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
low-t offensive locus
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
Vivacious crackhouse
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
low-t offensive locus
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
Vivacious crackhouse
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
low-t offensive locus
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
Vivacious crackhouse
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
low-t offensive locus
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
Vivacious crackhouse
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
Thirsty university
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
low-t offensive locus
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
Wine ceo cuck
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
low-t offensive locus
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
vermilion gaming laptop
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
Thirsty university
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
low-t offensive locus
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
Thirsty university
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
vermilion gaming laptop
  10/12/25
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low-t offensive locus
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
vermilion gaming laptop
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
electric ocher center
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
Erotic Galvanic Affirmative Action
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
provocative church
  10/13/25
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low-t offensive locus
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
Pea-brained Hairy Legs Shrine
  10/13/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Vivacious crackhouse

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: 180 stage giraffe

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Vivacious crackhouse

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: 180 stage giraffe

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Wine ceo cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: hateful anal theater stage skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: exciting address

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: bossy resort

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: ivory fantasy-prone masturbator market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: flesh native

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Vivacious crackhouse

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: flirting philosopher-king puppy

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: flesh native

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: low-t offensive locus

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Massive Point Doctorate

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: greedy concupiscible boistinker

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: bossy resort

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Stirring medicated rigor station

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Vibrant judgmental state genital piercing

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: cracking naked toaster brethren

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: low-t offensive locus

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: glittery mahogany fat ankles

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: low-t offensive locus

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: bossy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: low-t offensive locus

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: cracking naked toaster brethren

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: low-t offensive locus

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: vermilion gaming laptop

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: bossy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Vivacious crackhouse

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: low-t offensive locus

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Vivacious crackhouse

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: low-t offensive locus

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Vivacious crackhouse

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: low-t offensive locus

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Vivacious crackhouse

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: low-t offensive locus

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Vivacious crackhouse

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: insecure sepia police squad chapel

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Vivacious crackhouse

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: vermilion gaming laptop

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: low-t offensive locus

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Vivacious crackhouse

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: low-t offensive locus

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Vivacious crackhouse

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: low-t offensive locus

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Vivacious crackhouse

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: low-t offensive locus

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Vivacious crackhouse

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Thirsty university

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: low-t offensive locus

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Wine ceo cuck

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: low-t offensive locus

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: vermilion gaming laptop

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Thirsty university

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: low-t offensive locus

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Thirsty university

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: vermilion gaming laptop

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: low-t offensive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: vermilion gaming laptop

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: electric ocher center

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Erotic Galvanic Affirmative Action

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: provocative church

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: low-t offensive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Pea-brained Hairy Legs Shrine

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346710)