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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
charismatic jade filthpig
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
indecent heady spot milk
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
charismatic jade filthpig
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
indecent heady spot milk
  10/13/25
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swashbuckling market
  10/15/25
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Hyperactive legend
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
sienna philosopher-king station
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
Floppy piazza crotch
  10/11/25
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Multi-colored son of senegal
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
yellow preventive strike
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
charismatic jade filthpig
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
chartreuse pit wagecucks
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
yellow preventive strike
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
orchid dingle berry
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
Sticky bateful famous landscape painting lay
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
insanely creepy stead striped hyena
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
Floppy piazza crotch
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
Autistic half-breed stage
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
aphrodisiac magical depressive
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
lake nowag
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
orchid dingle berry
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
Cobalt Insane Church Pistol
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
orchid dingle berry
  10/11/25
...
Floppy piazza crotch
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
orchid dingle berry
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
lake nowag
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
orchid dingle berry
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
shivering hissy fit tank
  10/14/25
...
Floppy piazza crotch
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
charismatic jade filthpig
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
orchid dingle berry
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
charismatic jade filthpig
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
orchid dingle berry
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
charismatic jade filthpig
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
orchid dingle berry
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
charismatic jade filthpig
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
orchid dingle berry
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
charismatic jade filthpig
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
Razzmatazz indian lodge
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
charismatic jade filthpig
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
shivering hissy fit tank
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
orchid dingle berry
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
charismatic jade filthpig
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
orchid dingle berry
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
charismatic jade filthpig
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
orchid dingle berry
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
charismatic jade filthpig
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
orchid dingle berry
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
charismatic jade filthpig
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
Contagious bat shit crazy parlor alpha
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
orchid dingle berry
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
swashbuckling market
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
orchid dingle berry
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
shivering hissy fit tank
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
Contagious bat shit crazy parlor alpha
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
orchid dingle berry
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
Contagious bat shit crazy parlor alpha
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
shivering hissy fit tank
  10/12/25
...
orchid dingle berry
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
shivering hissy fit tank
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
Claret Blood Rage
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
Demanding mentally impaired rigor
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
brass rehab
  10/13/25
...
orchid dingle berry
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
ultramarine knife
  10/13/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: charismatic jade filthpig

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: indecent heady spot milk

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: charismatic jade filthpig

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: indecent heady spot milk

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Hyperactive legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: sienna philosopher-king station

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Floppy piazza crotch

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: Multi-colored son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: yellow preventive strike

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: charismatic jade filthpig

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: chartreuse pit wagecucks

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: yellow preventive strike

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: orchid dingle berry

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Sticky bateful famous landscape painting lay

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy stead striped hyena

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Floppy piazza crotch

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Autistic half-breed stage

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac magical depressive

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: lake nowag

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: orchid dingle berry

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Cobalt Insane Church Pistol

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: orchid dingle berry

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Floppy piazza crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: orchid dingle berry

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: lake nowag

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: orchid dingle berry

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: shivering hissy fit tank

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Floppy piazza crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: charismatic jade filthpig

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: orchid dingle berry

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: charismatic jade filthpig

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: orchid dingle berry

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: charismatic jade filthpig

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: orchid dingle berry

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: charismatic jade filthpig

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: orchid dingle berry

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: charismatic jade filthpig

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz indian lodge

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: charismatic jade filthpig

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: shivering hissy fit tank

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: orchid dingle berry

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: charismatic jade filthpig

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: orchid dingle berry

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: charismatic jade filthpig

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: orchid dingle berry

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: charismatic jade filthpig

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: orchid dingle berry

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: charismatic jade filthpig

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Contagious bat shit crazy parlor alpha

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: orchid dingle berry

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling market

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: orchid dingle berry

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: shivering hissy fit tank

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Contagious bat shit crazy parlor alpha

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: orchid dingle berry

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Contagious bat shit crazy parlor alpha

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: shivering hissy fit tank

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: orchid dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: shivering hissy fit tank

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Claret Blood Rage

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Demanding mentally impaired rigor

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: brass rehab

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: orchid dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: ultramarine knife

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346710)