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what is it about ponytails that shitlawyers love so much?

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Dun address
  12/05/22
It's a signal that you know how to party and take weed and c...
Adventurous love of her life whorehouse
  12/05/22
how much pot does a dwi defense get you these days?
spectacular rehab candlestick maker
  12/05/22
It’s like how special forces guys have beards just bec...
Mahogany internet-worthy famous landscape painting kitty
  12/05/22
i have an oversized mustache for this reason without looking...
Self-absorbed theater stage
  12/05/22
I've wondered about this. In the 1990s and early 2000s I spe...
razzmatazz lilac hell
  12/05/22
Like Samson it is their secret power - they store their grea...
Histrionic Arrogant Box Office Genital Piercing
  12/05/22
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bateful deranged lodge
  12/05/22
Have some really terrible trials coming up (both in terms o...
Thriller rigpig trailer park
  10/25/25
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charismatic sandwich
  10/25/25
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blue impertinent philosopher-king
  10/25/25
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cracking codepig giraffe
  10/25/25
you're a shitty lawyer and dumb so probably not. Luckily you...
godawful pungent stage
  10/25/25
Shut up fag.
Thriller rigpig trailer park
  10/25/25
No. You are objectively stupid and a bad lawyer and while I ...
godawful pungent stage
  10/25/25
Someone seems furious I said mean things about Israel.
Thriller rigpig trailer park
  10/25/25
I know you're really fucking dumb, but did you happen to see...
godawful pungent stage
  10/25/25
Right, No idea who the fuck you are. You do sound like a com...
Thriller rigpig trailer park
  10/25/25
you sure do become a catty little fag the second anyone does...
godawful pungent stage
  10/25/25
Yeah , I’m the catty one , not the anonymous guy who ...
Thriller rigpig trailer park
  10/25/25
It's XO snowflake don't be such a crybaby bitch. I hope your...
godawful pungent stage
  10/25/25
Here’s the tissue box, my man. Wipe your tears and ge...
Thriller rigpig trailer park
  10/25/25
You're the one crying here shitskin. Get your brown family o...
godawful pungent stage
  10/25/25


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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Dun address



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Adventurous love of her life whorehouse

It's a signal that you know how to party and take weed and coke as payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#45589298)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: spectacular rehab candlestick maker

how much pot does a dwi defense get you these days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#45589311)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: Mahogany internet-worthy famous landscape painting kitty

It’s like how special forces guys have beards just because they can. shitlawyers have ponytails just to flex on biglawyers and other corpos who could never get away with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#45589362)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Self-absorbed theater stage

i have an oversized mustache for this reason without looking like a hippy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#45589596)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz lilac hell

I've wondered about this. In the 1990s and early 2000s I spent a lot of time in the US Virgin Islands. Every fucking guy who made enough to retire there grew a ponytail. Most of them were pretty much bald but grew out what little hair they could to make an attempt at a ponytail. It was their pathetic attempt at (ironically) letting their hair down after being in the working world for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#45589391)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 4:08 PM
Author: Histrionic Arrogant Box Office Genital Piercing

Like Samson it is their secret power - they store their greasy clutch of shitigation tricks there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#45589562)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: bateful deranged lodge



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Date: October 25th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Thriller rigpig trailer park

Have some really terrible trials coming up (both in terms of the prison time my clients will get and how bad the facts are). Inshallah the ponytail will save us



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#49373944)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: charismatic sandwich



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Date: October 25th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: blue impertinent philosopher-king



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: cracking codepig giraffe



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: godawful pungent stage

you're a shitty lawyer and dumb so probably not. Luckily your clients are probably brown trash who belong in prison for a long time so at least they will get the max.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#49374290)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Thriller rigpig trailer park

Shut up fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#49374323)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: godawful pungent stage

No. You are objectively stupid and a bad lawyer and while I can't be certain, your nigger clients probably belong in jail for a long time. Thus society will be benefited by a loser failawyer like you getting shitpumped in court so they rot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#49374326)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Thriller rigpig trailer park

Someone seems furious I said mean things about Israel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#49374337)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: godawful pungent stage

I know you're really fucking dumb, but did you happen to see my username you stupid shitlawyer loser? I hate kikes and Israel. You're just a dumbfuck and a loser and a bad lawyer. You know what i'm saying is true that's why you're so mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#49374339)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Thriller rigpig trailer park

Right, No idea who the fuck you are. You do sound like a combative anonymous internet loser online right now, but no doubt you must be extremely handsome, smart, witty, loved by many friends and great at law and business irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#49374367)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: godawful pungent stage

you sure do become a catty little fag the second anyone doesn't just suck your tiny little turdprick. I'm sorry it hurts to be reminded that you're dumb, went to shit schools, failed the bar multiple times and have a shitty job that you're bad at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#49374370)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Thriller rigpig trailer park

Yeah , I’m the catty one , not the anonymous guy who starts insulting me unprovoked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#49374373)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: godawful pungent stage

It's XO snowflake don't be such a crybaby bitch. I hope your nigger clients enjoy prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#49374378)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Thriller rigpig trailer park

Here’s the tissue box, my man. Wipe your tears and get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#49374380)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: godawful pungent stage

You're the one crying here shitskin. Get your brown family out of white lands you retarded brown subhuman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5247750&forum_id=2Ã#49374406)