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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
lemon razzmatazz chapel
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Wonderful Fuchsia Theater Stage Crotch
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
lemon razzmatazz chapel
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Wonderful Fuchsia Theater Stage Crotch
  10/17/25
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startled electric electric furnace useless brakes
  10/17/25
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Nofapping Multi-colored Shrine Background Story
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
drab razzle-dazzle philosopher-king
  10/17/25
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lemon razzmatazz chapel
  10/17/25
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pontificating cheese-eating trailer park
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Supple balding legal warrant home
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
drab razzle-dazzle philosopher-king
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
drab razzle-dazzle philosopher-king
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
lemon razzmatazz chapel
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
floppy patrolman
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
chocolate sexy ratface
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
crimson goyim
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
lemon razzmatazz chapel
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
crimson goyim
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
vibrant hunting ground institution
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
crimson goyim
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
lemon razzmatazz chapel
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
thirsty nibblets french chef
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
claret coldplay fan
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
lemon razzmatazz chapel
  10/17/25
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judgmental house faggot firefighter
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
vibrant hunting ground institution
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
startled electric electric furnace useless brakes
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Excitant half-breed
  10/17/25
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lemon razzmatazz chapel
  10/17/25
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judgmental house faggot firefighter
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
startled electric electric furnace useless brakes
  10/17/25
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pontificating cheese-eating trailer park
  10/17/25
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Passionate Locus Prole
  10/18/25
lol
turquoise appetizing station windowlicker
  10/18/25
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exhilarant plaza telephone
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
glittery yellow locale
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
lemon razzmatazz chapel
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
glittery yellow locale
  10/17/25
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lemon razzmatazz chapel
  10/17/25
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Nofapping Multi-colored Shrine Background Story
  10/18/25
:(
vivacious citrine church building
  10/17/25
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Lavender liquid oxygen
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Bearded insane senate
  10/18/25
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bespoke meetinghouse milk
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Supple balding legal warrant home
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
milky infuriating crackhouse
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
know-it-all toaster cumskin
  10/18/25
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Lavender liquid oxygen
  10/18/25
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drab razzle-dazzle philosopher-king
  10/18/25
no homo at all
lemon razzmatazz chapel
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
milky infuriating crackhouse
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
drab razzle-dazzle philosopher-king
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
learning disabled ticket booth community account
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Maroon Genital Piercing Theatre
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Massive casino mood
  10/18/25
...
floppy patrolman
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
glittery yellow locale
  10/18/25
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lemon razzmatazz chapel
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: lemon razzmatazz chapel

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Wonderful Fuchsia Theater Stage Crotch

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: lemon razzmatazz chapel

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Wonderful Fuchsia Theater Stage Crotch

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: startled electric electric furnace useless brakes



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Nofapping Multi-colored Shrine Background Story



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: drab razzle-dazzle philosopher-king

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: lemon razzmatazz chapel



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: pontificating cheese-eating trailer park



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Supple balding legal warrant home

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: drab razzle-dazzle philosopher-king

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: drab razzle-dazzle philosopher-king

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: lemon razzmatazz chapel

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: floppy patrolman

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: chocolate sexy ratface

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: crimson goyim

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: lemon razzmatazz chapel

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: crimson goyim

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: vibrant hunting ground institution

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: crimson goyim

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: lemon razzmatazz chapel

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: thirsty nibblets french chef

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: claret coldplay fan

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: lemon razzmatazz chapel

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: judgmental house faggot firefighter



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: vibrant hunting ground institution

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: startled electric electric furnace useless brakes

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Excitant half-breed

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: lemon razzmatazz chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: judgmental house faggot firefighter



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: startled electric electric furnace useless brakes

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: pontificating cheese-eating trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Passionate Locus Prole



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: turquoise appetizing station windowlicker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: exhilarant plaza telephone



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: glittery yellow locale

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: lemon razzmatazz chapel

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: glittery yellow locale

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: lemon razzmatazz chapel



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Nofapping Multi-colored Shrine Background Story



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: vivacious citrine church building

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Lavender liquid oxygen



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Bearded insane senate

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: bespoke meetinghouse milk



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Supple balding legal warrant home

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: milky infuriating crackhouse

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: know-it-all toaster cumskin

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Lavender liquid oxygen



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: drab razzle-dazzle philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: lemon razzmatazz chapel

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: milky infuriating crackhouse

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: drab razzle-dazzle philosopher-king

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: learning disabled ticket booth community account

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Maroon Genital Piercing Theatre

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Massive casino mood

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: floppy patrolman



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: glittery yellow locale

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: lemon razzmatazz chapel



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