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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Odious filthpig
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Flickering police squad potus
  11/29/25
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Racy Goal In Life Boistinker
  11/29/25
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Flickering police squad potus
  11/29/25
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Razzle Deep Quadroon
  11/29/25
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Flickering police squad potus
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Crystalline sandwich nursing home
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Odious filthpig
  11/29/25
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Racy Goal In Life Boistinker
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
thriller partner ladyboy
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Odious filthpig
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
thriller partner ladyboy
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
spectacular up-to-no-good lodge people who are hurt
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Coral stirring nibblets den
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
jade alcoholic house mad-dog skullcap
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Odious filthpig
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
cyan boltzmann
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Jet-lagged Field Water Buffalo
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
cyan boltzmann
  11/29/25
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thriller partner ladyboy
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
azure electric philosopher-king
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Crystalline sandwich nursing home
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
passionate psychic hall
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Crystalline sandwich nursing home
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
flushed striped hyena
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
Histrionic trailer park depressive
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
razzmatazz jap locale
  12/04/25
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cream national
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Odious filthpig

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Flickering police squad potus

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Racy Goal In Life Boistinker



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Flickering police squad potus



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Razzle Deep Quadroon



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Flickering police squad potus



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Crystalline sandwich nursing home

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Odious filthpig

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Racy Goal In Life Boistinker



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: thriller partner ladyboy

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Odious filthpig

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: thriller partner ladyboy

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: spectacular up-to-no-good lodge people who are hurt

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Coral stirring nibblets den

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: jade alcoholic house mad-dog skullcap

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Odious filthpig

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: cyan boltzmann

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Field Water Buffalo

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: cyan boltzmann

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: thriller partner ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: azure electric philosopher-king

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Crystalline sandwich nursing home

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: passionate psychic hall

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Crystalline sandwich nursing home

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: flushed striped hyena

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Histrionic trailer park depressive

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: razzmatazz jap locale

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: cream national



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49490766)