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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#21932115)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#26967880)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Brass Menage



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Exciting Claret Wagecucks



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: Misanthropic ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20775920)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Painfully honest forum



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Brilliant Disgusting Pit Queen Of The Night

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Brilliant Disgusting Pit Queen Of The Night

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: cordovan greedy school corn cake



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: glassy filthy friendly grandma

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Naked aquamarine foreskin

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: cordovan greedy school corn cake

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: translucent library marketing idea



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: cordovan greedy school corn cake



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: gold death wish

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: umber trailer park

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: turquoise sweet tailpipe spot

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Hyperventilating abnormal headpube point

(jjc)

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Spectacular pontificating factory reset button

???

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: burgundy diverse den macaca

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Violent cruel-hearted ceo

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: cheese-eating gaping ticket booth

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Self-absorbed shitlib parlour

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Spruce senate pozpig

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Ã#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: burgundy diverse den macaca



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Talented stage antidepressant drug

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: light corner

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed high-end chapel

I spit out my night casein shake

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: slate narrow-minded blood rage



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: charcoal demanding prole temple

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad

Huh wat that?

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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad

Huh wat that?

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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad

Lmao

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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Very Tactful Hell

This seems 100% true

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Bright Talking Sex Offender Jap



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Mahogany odious incel

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Peach Puppy Selfie

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: passionate locus mental disorder

About to bump it, hold on

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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: cordovan greedy school corn cake



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: coral know-it-all hall quadroon



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Boyish wine place of business tattoo



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: Contagious Lemon Locale Dysfunction

180

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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: adventurous hateful stain



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Histrionic hot haunted graveyard

180 thread

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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: passionate locus mental disorder

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: umber trailer park



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: emerald razzle faggotry hunting ground

Still great

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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Wonderful wild institution halford

had never seen this before, 180 billion

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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Massive Home

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: cordovan greedy school corn cake

epic

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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: passionate locus mental disorder



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Infuriating dull stead

the virgin islands are in the carribean

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad



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Author: shimmering theater stage



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: cordovan greedy school corn cake

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Irate Resort Multi-billionaire

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Bateful Brunch



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Arousing Anal Gas Station Legal Warrant

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Angry depressive nursing home

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: appetizing salmon church building police squad



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: cordovan greedy school corn cake

18000000000000000

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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: azure curious genital piercing

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: chestnut floppy indian lodge

180

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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Copper roommate



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Coiffed sanctuary laser beams



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: deranged principal's office

FLAME!

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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Coiffed sanctuary laser beams

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Judgmental Mad Cow Disease Center

hall-of-fame post right here

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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: cordovan greedy school corn cake



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: fishy unholy roast beef shrine

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Amber Razzmatazz Patrolman Brethren



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: emerald razzle faggotry hunting ground

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: cordovan greedy school corn cake



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: burgundy diverse den macaca



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: aromatic double fault

Xo HOF poast

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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Walnut half-breed internal respiration



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Author: Shaky lime stage candlestick maker



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: stimulating cruise ship



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Author: stimulating cruise ship



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: cordovan greedy school corn cake

18000000000000000000000000000

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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: underhanded territorial yarmulke

RIP Johnsmeyer

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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Amber Razzmatazz Patrolman Brethren



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: underhanded territorial yarmulke



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
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Author: Spectacular pontificating factory reset button

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Author: stimulating cruise ship



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: bearded state

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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
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