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XO Jewish Shitlib Pumos: Can you explain TSLA stonk performance?
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Date: September 11th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: olive theatre genital piercing To be fair,
Just checked for the first time in awhile, gritting my teeth because I assumed -- given that you guys have spent months confidently assuring me that everyone now hates Elon, nobody actually buys Teslas anymore, and the whole "Tesla" mystique has been widely exposed as a total fraud perpetrated by an evil midwit -- that this stonk would have cratered and might even be trading at sub-$100 again. "Le Sigh."
But imagine my utter shock and amazement when I discovered that TSLA is rising fast and currently trading at $366/share... which is +25% for the month, +140% for the year, and +250% for the last five years.
Huh?! How is this even possible?! Can you guys ELI5?
(Please bear in mind that I'm extremely retarded and famously wrong about everything, so avoid using fancy words or complex sentences in your explanation. Just keep it real simple for my tiny little goy pea brain to process. TYVMIA.) |
Date: September 11th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: swashbuckling indian lodge everyone now hates Elon, nobody actually buys Teslas anymore, and the whole "Tesla" mystique has been widely exposed as a total fraud perpetrated by a midwit, hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Ã#49256755) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 4:11 PM Author: olive theatre genital piercing To be fair,
Whoa! |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 8:08 PM Author: olive theatre genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Ã#49257804) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: olive theatre genital piercing To be fair,
Hey guys, it's me again.
Just checked once more preparing for the worst... and TSLA is now all the way up to $394/share.
Huh???
Please get in here and explain this to me, I'm SO confused. (It's hard being dumb as shit.)
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Date: September 12th, 2025 3:34 PM Author: swashbuckling indian lodge what was ath again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Ã#49260970) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: olive theatre genital piercing To be fair,
To date, the ATH (closing price) for TSLA is ~$480.
What do you think the odds are that TSLA will set a new ATH within the next year or two, my Jewish friend? :) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: swashbuckling indian lodge pretty sure in my timeline it was >$1000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Ã#49261023) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: olive theatre genital piercing To be fair,
WTF, where did all of the smug shitlib kike Pumos go???
They're usually all about TSLA-threading! |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Pumos: TSLA hit $410 today... where are you guys? I REALLY need you ITT explaining this to me! |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: theranchman https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M2SL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Ã#49273076) |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Damn... I guess it turns out that TSLA actually isn't doing well, after all. Fuck. Pwnd again.
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Date: September 15th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: theranchman I REALLY need you ITT explaining this to me!
<<<EXPLAINED>>> |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Sorry, maybe this is still above my level of comprehension. Can you break it down further and literally ELI5 why this chart = "TSLA go up"?
(And btw if your answer is some smarmy version of "because money printer goes brrrrr retard," then please go ahead and explain why TSLA has traded sideways for most of the last six months... maybe money printer didn't start brrring until pretty recently???) |
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Date: September 16th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Libs, TSLA is now back up to $425... where are you??? Karen??? |
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Date: September 22nd, 2025 4:38 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Hey guys -- TSLA is currently sitting at $434, and Warren Buffett just liquidated his entire position in BYD (aka the company that is arguably Tesla's REAL biggest international rival in the car space LJL at "Waymo") as that stonk continues to bleed out and completely shit the bed.
Any comments on any of this? We're starting to inch back up to being within striking distance of TSLA's current ATH. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2025 4:45 PM Author: .,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., I have philosophical objections against electric and overly techy cars in general. glad you're getting some scratch tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Ã#49292050) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2025 4:52 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
I can respect and even agree with that point, but LJL at any of these faggot kike libs who have been constantly shitting on Elon Musk and TSLA (and me for pushing the latter) for years now suddenly trying to magically transform their opposition into "a philosophical matter" at this late date, as TSLA continues to soar (just like I predicted it would).
I am never going to stop bumping this thread, even when TSLA hits $1,000.
Fuck you, libs. All of you, forever. Stay poor, you dumb self-impressed little midwit faggots. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2025 6:06 PM Author: No Paye No Gain I'm up 45% since I poasted I was buying TSLA. Pumo corrected me and said it was just a good market all around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772670&forum_id=2Ã#49292319) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2025 6:24 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
CR, frankly you'd probably be up like 150% if you had just bought whatever the Pumos were telling you to buy instead back then.
This reminds me that I was trying to claim that my "buy and hold TSLA/BTC long" calls were smart in another thread a few months ago, and a Pumo rushed in to point out that ackkkkkkkkkshually both of those assets were *down* from their literal ATHs, and yet I was still continuing to hold them *even as they dropped*, which means I'm retarded.
Devastating realization. I had no response to that. Fuck. Why don't I just perfectly time my buying / selling of assets and then swing trade, like Pumos do? |