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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Brass autistic blood rage
  11/29/25
Women are 180
unhinged beady-eyed hominid
  11/29/25
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violet useless brakes affirmative action
  11/29/25
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unhinged beady-eyed hominid
  11/29/25
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Exhilarant Cobalt Stag Film Fat Ankles
  11/29/25
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unhinged beady-eyed hominid
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
cowardly school cafeteria goyim
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Brass autistic blood rage
  11/29/25
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violet useless brakes affirmative action
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
silver galvanic multi-billionaire halford
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Brass autistic blood rage
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
silver galvanic multi-billionaire halford
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Misanthropic stock car personal credit line
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
chest-beating library
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
pearl chapel
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Brass autistic blood rage
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
avocado parlour electric furnace
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
plum point
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
avocado parlour electric furnace
  11/29/25
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silver galvanic multi-billionaire halford
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
balding appetizing rigpig
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
cowardly school cafeteria goyim
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Stirring corner
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
cowardly school cafeteria goyim
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Dun Kitchen
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
Concupiscible garnet school azn
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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  12/04/25
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Flirting Brunch Mad Cow Disease
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Brass autistic blood rage

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: unhinged beady-eyed hominid

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: violet useless brakes affirmative action



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: unhinged beady-eyed hominid



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant Cobalt Stag Film Fat Ankles



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: unhinged beady-eyed hominid



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: cowardly school cafeteria goyim

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Brass autistic blood rage

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: violet useless brakes affirmative action



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: silver galvanic multi-billionaire halford

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Brass autistic blood rage

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: silver galvanic multi-billionaire halford

jesus talk about a crime against women

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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Misanthropic stock car personal credit line

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: chest-beating library

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: pearl chapel

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Brass autistic blood rage

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: avocado parlour electric furnace

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: plum point

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: avocado parlour electric furnace

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: silver galvanic multi-billionaire halford



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: balding appetizing rigpig

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: cowardly school cafeteria goyim

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Stirring corner

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: cowardly school cafeteria goyim

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Dun Kitchen

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible garnet school azn

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: orchid contagious filthpig dopamine

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Flirting Brunch Mad Cow Disease



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49490766)