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Matthew 26:25 (The Message) Then Judas, already turned trai...
adulterous university
  09/15/24
Two Can Play Dat Game, said Jesus
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  09/15/24
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  10/05/24
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icanseemyneurons
  05/24/26
2 Kings 2:23-24 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and...
adulterous university
  09/15/24
entirety of Ezekiel 23
Hyperventilating step-uncle's house genital piercing
  09/15/24
feminists both outraged and turned on
adulterous university
  09/15/24
Mark 10:51 "What do you want me to do for you?” ...
adulterous university
  09/15/24
John 1:46 "Can anything good come out of a backwater s...
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  09/15/24
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floppy house
  10/05/24
Judges 1:19 And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out...
Maize irradiated mad-dog skullcap
  10/05/24
Anyways, gotta go!
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  10/05/24
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adulterous university
  10/27/24
I loved Jacob, but I hated Esau lol.
adulterous university
  11/21/24
lawyer in Luke 10 should have pressed Jesus on the good Sama...
adulterous university
  12/07/24
Joshua 13:1 Now when Joshua was old and advanced in years; t...
adulterous university
  12/07/24
To Job: Where were you when I laid the foundations of the Ea...
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  05/24/26


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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: adulterous university

Matthew 26:25 (The Message)

Then Judas, already turned traitor, said, "it isn't me, is it, Rabbi?" Jesus said, "don't play games with me, Judas."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2Ã#48090867)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: Bisexual azure fortuitous meteor

Two Can Play Dat Game, said Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2Ã#48090935)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 1:06 PM
Author: adulterous university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2Ã#48166421)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: icanseemyneurons



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2Ã#49898788)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: adulterous university

2 Kings 2:23-24

And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2Ã#48090876)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Hyperventilating step-uncle's house genital piercing

entirety of Ezekiel 23

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2Ã#48090928)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: adulterous university

feminists both outraged and turned on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2Ã#48091099)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: adulterous university

Mark 10:51

"What do you want me to do for you?” Jesus asked him.

The blind man said, “dude, I want to see."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2Ã#48091082)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: adulterous university

John 1:46

"Can anything good come out of a backwater shithole like Nazareth?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2Ã#48091093)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: floppy house



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Date: October 5th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: Maize irradiated mad-dog skullcap

Judges 1:19

And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2Ã#48166483)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 3:06 PM
Author: adulterous university

Anyways, gotta go!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2Ã#48166785)



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Date: October 27th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: adulterous university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2Ã#48246077)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: adulterous university

I loved Jacob, but I hated Esau lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2Ã#48364848)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 4:02 AM
Author: adulterous university

lawyer in Luke 10 should have pressed Jesus on the good Samaritan bit

"not trying to split hairs on the neighbor thing Jesus, but are we saying every living person is my neighbor? all the time or only in distress? self-inflicted harm or abused by others in crimes of opportunity? lets say I witnessed the alleged attack, I'm supposed to be neighbor to the robbers too, how do I know these men weren't doling out justice on a fugitive? why use the term neighbor at all if we mean any person? you didn't specify the ethnicity of the injured party either. email me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2Ã#48421340)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 3:02 PM
Author: adulterous university

Joshua 13:1 Now when Joshua was old and advanced in years; the Lord said unto him: “Thou art old and advanced in years..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2Ã#48422584)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (🐾👣)

To Job: Where were you when I laid the foundations of the Earth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2Ã#49898785)