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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Balding Nibblets National Security Agency
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
glassy excitant hominid
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Balding Nibblets National Security Agency
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
glassy excitant hominid
  10/17/25
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bull headed chestnut temple ceo
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
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  10/17/25
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Balding Nibblets National Security Agency
  10/17/25
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Soul-stirring garrison
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Jet diverse roommate parlor
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
dashing lilac hairy legs bawdyhouse
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
dashing lilac hairy legs bawdyhouse
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Balding Nibblets National Security Agency
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
crawly judgmental address dog poop
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
unholy startled theatre internal respiration
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
racy violent national kitty cat
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Balding Nibblets National Security Agency
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
racy violent national kitty cat
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
odious twisted indian lodge twinkling uncleanness
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
racy violent national kitty cat
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Balding Nibblets National Security Agency
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Cruel-hearted police squad
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
glittery snowy parlour
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
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  10/17/25
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Rambunctious home mexican
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
odious twisted indian lodge twinkling uncleanness
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
provocative slate office
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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  10/17/25
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Rambunctious home mexican
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
provocative slate office
  10/17/25
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Soul-stirring garrison
  10/17/25
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  10/18/25
lol
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  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Floppy angry scourge upon the earth hospital
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Balding Nibblets National Security Agency
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Floppy angry scourge upon the earth hospital
  10/17/25
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Balding Nibblets National Security Agency
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bull headed chestnut temple ceo
  10/18/25
:(
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Carnelian casino
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Trip white keepsake machete
  10/18/25
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chartreuse anal alpha step-uncle's house
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Jet diverse roommate parlor
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Pearly stimulating state
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
khaki boistinker
  10/18/25
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Carnelian casino
  10/18/25
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dashing lilac hairy legs bawdyhouse
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Balding Nibblets National Security Agency
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Pearly stimulating state
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
dashing lilac hairy legs bawdyhouse
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
big twinkling elastic band
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
tan abode
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Bearded purple heaven
  10/18/25
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crawly judgmental address dog poop
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Floppy angry scourge upon the earth hospital
  10/18/25
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Balding Nibblets National Security Agency
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Balding Nibblets National Security Agency

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: glassy excitant hominid

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Balding Nibblets National Security Agency

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: glassy excitant hominid

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: provocative slate office



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: bull headed chestnut temple ceo



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: dashing lilac hairy legs bawdyhouse

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Balding Nibblets National Security Agency



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring garrison



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Jet diverse roommate parlor

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: dashing lilac hairy legs bawdyhouse

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: dashing lilac hairy legs bawdyhouse

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Balding Nibblets National Security Agency

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: crawly judgmental address dog poop

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: unholy startled theatre internal respiration

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: racy violent national kitty cat

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Balding Nibblets National Security Agency

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: racy violent national kitty cat

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: odious twisted indian lodge twinkling uncleanness

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: racy violent national kitty cat

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Balding Nibblets National Security Agency

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted police squad

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: glittery snowy parlour

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Balding Nibblets National Security Agency

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Rambunctious home mexican



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: odious twisted indian lodge twinkling uncleanness

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: provocative slate office

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Fragrant Kitchen

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Balding Nibblets National Security Agency



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Rambunctious home mexican



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: provocative slate office

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring garrison



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac coiffed friendly grandma site



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Sickened lay dysfunction

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: pontificating brilliant cuckoldry marketing idea



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Floppy angry scourge upon the earth hospital

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Balding Nibblets National Security Agency

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Floppy angry scourge upon the earth hospital

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Balding Nibblets National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: bull headed chestnut temple ceo



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: cracking public bath mad cow disease

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Carnelian casino



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Trip white keepsake machete

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: chartreuse anal alpha step-uncle's house



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Jet diverse roommate parlor

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Pearly stimulating state

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: khaki boistinker

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Carnelian casino



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: dashing lilac hairy legs bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Balding Nibblets National Security Agency

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Pearly stimulating state

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: dashing lilac hairy legs bawdyhouse

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: big twinkling elastic band

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: tan abode

stfu ZZZ

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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Bearded purple heaven

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: crawly judgmental address dog poop



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Floppy angry scourge upon the earth hospital

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Balding Nibblets National Security Agency



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