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Deals have to close, motherfucker.

They have to close.
stimulating crackhouse weed whacker
  04/08/13
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stimulating crackhouse weed whacker
  05/16/13
they often don't, tho
cheese-eating disrespectful cuckold
  05/16/13
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drunken comical police squad
  05/16/13
You gotta try.
Marvelous bonkers immigrant dingle berry
  02/27/15
To be fair, That post should really be stickied at the to...
duck-like erotic shitlib
  05/16/13
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stimulating crackhouse weed whacker
  05/16/13
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drunken comical police squad
  05/16/13
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narrow-minded chapel
  05/16/13
Yeah because you're fucking INSTRUMENTAL in the deal, shitla...
Cocky blathering parlor
  05/16/13
A ALWAYS B BE C CLOSING. ALWAYS BE CLOSING.
Passionate faggotry pocket flask
  05/16/13
twist: no they don't
zombie-like citrine background story rigor
  05/16/13
Date: September 17th, 2010 1:31 AM Author: To be fair (Semi...
stimulating crackhouse weed whacker
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stimulating crackhouse weed whacker
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pearl hideous senate philosopher-king
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Marvelous bonkers immigrant dingle berry
  02/27/15
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Aphrodisiac Jewess
  06/29/21
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laughsome wine theater
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stimulating crackhouse weed whacker
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im not a jew im your friend
  09/04/25


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Date: April 8th, 2013 12:05 AM
Author: stimulating crackhouse weed whacker

They have to close.

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Date: May 16th, 2013 10:15 PM
Author: stimulating crackhouse weed whacker



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Date: May 16th, 2013 10:16 PM
Author: cheese-eating disrespectful cuckold

they often don't, tho

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Date: May 16th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: drunken comical police squad



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Date: February 27th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Marvelous bonkers immigrant dingle berry

You gotta try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2223469&forum_id=2Ã#27401000)



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Date: May 16th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: duck-like erotic shitlib

To be fair,

That post should really be stickied at the top of the front page.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2223469&forum_id=2Ã#23213398)



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Date: May 16th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: stimulating crackhouse weed whacker



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Date: May 16th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: drunken comical police squad



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Date: May 16th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: narrow-minded chapel



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Date: May 16th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Cocky blathering parlor

Yeah because you're fucking INSTRUMENTAL in the deal, shitlawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2223469&forum_id=2Ã#23213403)



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Date: May 16th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Passionate faggotry pocket flask

A ALWAYS B BE C CLOSING. ALWAYS BE CLOSING.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2223469&forum_id=2Ã#23213409)



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Date: May 16th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: zombie-like citrine background story rigor

twist: no they don't

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Date: May 16th, 2013 10:27 PM
Author: stimulating crackhouse weed whacker

Date: September 17th, 2010 1:31 AM

Author: To be fair (Semi-Retired)

To be fair,

Hey man this place hasn't been the same without you

Can you rate me on a scale of 120-180 and tell me the secret to life as you see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065668)

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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:39 AM

Author: Foggy Bottom Dreaming

179

Here's the secret of life: none of this shit matters at all. You are dust. There is nothing else. Just do whatever the fuck you want, and have some fun with it. I like working all the time. I like doing a lot of coke. I like spending a lot at bars, getting drunk, doing coke, and passing out in my clothes. I like fantasizing about the suicide I don't have the balls to pull off. I like seeing the deal close; I like emailing a first year on his anniversary and making him come back to the office, because I like the company and he could use the training. Deals have to close, motherfucker. They have to close. I like skipping stones on the water, doing some coke, billing some hours, fantasizing about drowning myself, doing some coke, and going back to the office. I just like enjoying life and kicking back. But you need to figure out what works for you, because no one here is living for you-- and you have to remember that and live for yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065713)

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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:45 AM

Author: To be fair (Semi-Retired)

To be fair,

This was a true 180 post and it should be stickied at the top of the board forever. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065733)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2223469&forum_id=2Ã#23213493)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: stimulating crackhouse weed whacker



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: pearl hideous senate philosopher-king



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Date: February 27th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Marvelous bonkers immigrant dingle berry



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Date: June 29th, 2021 11:40 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Jewess



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Date: May 27th, 2013 11:59 AM
Author: laughsome wine theater



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Date: May 27th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: stimulating crackhouse weed whacker



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Date: September 4th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: im not a jew im your friend



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