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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Infuriating crackhouse headpube It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Abnormal ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: overrated property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: translucent motley range mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: laughsome heaven did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Soul-stirring circlehead filthpig "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: mildly autistic indirect expression (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: cracking alcoholic jew "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: confused contagious piazza clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Indecent garrison laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Diverse drab sanctuary (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Infuriating crackhouse headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Beady-eyed pistol who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Infuriating crackhouse headpube Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Beady-eyed pistol whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Infuriating crackhouse headpube CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: learning disabled nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: rambunctious boyish mood travel guidebook 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Dashing startling cruise ship "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: learning disabled nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: aromatic purple pervert juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Apoplectic bossy box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#49335487) |