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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
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if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
Swashbuckling kitchen
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No
Comical elastic band
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What about the WNBA?
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I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
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Okay Christian.
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Rose stirring temple
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I'm Indian
Arrogant contagious old irish cottage
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dot or feather
startled balding headpube legal warrant
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What do you think? I'm on here
Arrogant contagious old irish cottage
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
startled balding headpube legal warrant
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Arrogant contagious old irish cottage
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
black bateful center
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
startled balding headpube legal warrant
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they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
black bateful center
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
startled balding headpube legal warrant
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
black bateful center
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If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
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Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
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  11/24/25
yes
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of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
Dun wonderful locale ladyboy
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I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
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Maize Theater Rigpig
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
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I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
startled balding headpube legal warrant
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(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
crimson background story
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more like cooper fagg
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I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
wild ruddy forum philosopher-king
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Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
provocative home
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
Swashbuckling kitchen
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
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"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
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Depends. Can I play completely nude?
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Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
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CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
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Dun wonderful locale ladyboy
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Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
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Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
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The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
razzle-dazzle cuckoldry meetinghouse
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6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
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do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
Rough-skinned overrated chad
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
Shaky Dark Bawdyhouse
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
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  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: startled balding headpube legal warrant

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling kitchen

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Comical elastic band

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: startled balding headpube legal warrant

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Supple internet-worthy death wish

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Comical elastic band

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Arrogant contagious old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Rose stirring temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Arrogant contagious old irish cottage

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: startled balding headpube legal warrant

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Arrogant contagious old irish cottage

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: startled balding headpube legal warrant

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Arrogant contagious old irish cottage

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: black bateful center

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: startled balding headpube legal warrant

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: black bateful center

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: startled balding headpube legal warrant

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: black bateful center

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: floppy feces blood rage

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling kitchen

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: awkward place of business theatre

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Dun wonderful locale ladyboy

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: startled balding headpube legal warrant

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Twinkling Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Translucent spot ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Maize Theater Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: crimson background story

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: startled balding headpube legal warrant

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: crimson background story

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: harsh ruby french chef

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: wild ruddy forum philosopher-king

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: provocative home

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling kitchen

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Cracking Psychic National

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Twinkling Step-uncle's House

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: azure school liquid oxygen

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Startling goal in life patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: appetizing mustard heaven

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: olive stimulating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: startled balding headpube legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cuckoldry meetinghouse

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Dun wonderful locale ladyboy

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: turquoise box office

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cuckoldry meetinghouse

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: tripping vibrant round eye address

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cuckoldry meetinghouse

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Pale nibblets institution

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: crimson background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Rough-skinned overrated chad

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Shaky Dark Bawdyhouse

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: amethyst zombie-like azn

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460651)