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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Please solve peace in the Middle East. Thank
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typ...
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Doug Feith to jr. associate: FW: Issues w/Various Countri...
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Will do. Thank.
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the emphasis is a little more entertaining: Franks ROUTIN...
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Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.
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April 7, 2003 11:48 AM TO: Donald Rumsfeld FROM: Do...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Thirsty walnut sanctuary boltzmann

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesn’t seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: dark sick filthpig

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: henna field



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Fragrant Address Shitlib



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Nofapping meetinghouse



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: Cowardly burgundy double fault



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Adventurous market coldplay fan



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: maroon vibrant resort elastic band



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: aromatic silver round eye



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: aromatic silver round eye

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: glittery whorehouse



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: aromatic silver round eye

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Adventurous market coldplay fan

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: trip snowy persian



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: glittery whorehouse



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: Nofapping meetinghouse



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Metal Church Building

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant wrinkle

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Passionate claret range roast beef



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: wild lodge background story

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: Odious regret



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: lilac concupiscible house twinkling uncleanness



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: lascivious orchestra pit

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: glittery whorehouse



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Well-lubricated clown

*shudders*

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: sienna irradiated area



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Marvelous geriatric doctorate

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: ruby vivacious dopamine theater

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Chestnut point



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: lilac concupiscible house twinkling uncleanness



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: tripping chest-beating piazza place of business



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Brindle Quadroon Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Ocher appetizing theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: electric magenta hell immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: cerebral ebony stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: cruel-hearted diverse school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: aromatic silver round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: sienna irradiated area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: dark sick filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: canary gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Nofapping meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Nofapping meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: fishy indian lodge

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Nofapping meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: slimy bateful faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Fragrant Address Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: cerebral ebony stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: motley haunting lettuce tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: indigo apoplectic hall codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: cerebral ebony stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Laughsome Blathering Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: cerebral ebony stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: mewling fighting chapel cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Crawly stirring athletic conference community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: cerebral ebony stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: henna field

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: cerebral ebony stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: excitant white plaza alpha

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: henna field

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: federal big azn cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Cowardly burgundy double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Titillating Internal Respiration

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: lake vigorous university police squad

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac amber brunch

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: mewling fighting chapel cumskin

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Infuriating abusive fanboi dingle berry

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: 180 hilarious stage deer antler

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Adventurous market coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: galvanic jet-lagged business firm organic girlfriend

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: glittery whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Odious regret

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Mind-boggling brilliant space

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Soul-stirring self-centered feces toilet seat

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: alcoholic office jap

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: aromatic silver round eye

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: supple gunner patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: excitant white plaza alpha

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: brass autistic multi-billionaire bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Harsh bull headed depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Ocher appetizing theatre

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Bespoke Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Sepia bat shit crazy people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: slimy bateful faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: mauve zombie-like property genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: cerebral ebony stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling aquamarine forum degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: supple gunner patrolman

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: supple gunner patrolman

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: avocado frisky rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Flirting international law enforcement agency

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Soul-stirring self-centered feces toilet seat

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: supple gunner patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: maroon vibrant resort elastic band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Exhilarant wrinkle

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Outnumbered Mediation Nibblets

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant wrinkle

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Charismatic Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Orange razzle-dazzle site

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: maroon vibrant resort elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Cowardly burgundy double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring self-centered feces toilet seat

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Orange razzle-dazzle site

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: scarlet mischievous messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: henna field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: chocolate exciting parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: insane purple ticket booth pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Mildly autistic sneaky criminal selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Laughsome Blathering Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: lilac concupiscible house twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling aquamarine forum degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Carnelian antidepressant drug school cafeteria

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: scarlet mischievous messiness

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Cowardly burgundy double fault

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: scarlet mischievous messiness

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Adventurous market coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Domesticated fuchsia crackhouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Bistre affirmative action

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Orange razzle-dazzle site

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: aromatic silver round eye

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Orange razzle-dazzle site

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: arousing orchid home mad cow disease

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me...,” “Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling aquamarine forum degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: ruby vivacious dopamine theater

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: wonderful bossy senate ape

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: avocado frisky rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: histrionic menage volcanic crater

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant wrinkle

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: histrionic menage volcanic crater

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Harsh bull headed depressive

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: dashing rehab

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant wrinkle

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: dashing rehab

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Topaz set

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant wrinkle

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant wrinkle

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant wrinkle

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: mewling fighting chapel cumskin



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant wrinkle

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Bespoke Pocket Flask



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: godawful multi-colored legend corner



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: slimy bateful faggot firefighter



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: obsidian rigpig

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: avocado frisky rigor

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Lemon Boyish Native Fat Ankles

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Sickened Station

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Lemon Boyish Native Fat Ankles

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Misunderstood psychic

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: wonderful bossy senate ape



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Exhilarant wrinkle

Estimate this man's dick size.

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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: wild lodge background story

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Misunderstood psychic

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Box Office



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling aquamarine forum degenerate



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: supple gunner patrolman



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: glittery whorehouse



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Aqua naked bawdyhouse

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Iridescent Dog Poop Idea He Suggested

love the response time

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Cream windowlicker



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant wrinkle



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Low-t Shrine



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Nubile Narrow-minded Nowag Locale



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: razzle flatulent jewess toaster

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Nofapping meetinghouse



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: galvanic jet-lagged business firm organic girlfriend



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Nubile Narrow-minded Nowag Locale



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: slimy bateful faggot firefighter

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: trip snowy persian

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Low-t Shrine



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Author: dark sick filthpig



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: slimy bateful faggot firefighter



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: slimy bateful faggot firefighter



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling aquamarine forum degenerate



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Nofapping meetinghouse



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Nofapping meetinghouse



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: talking useless coffee pot goyim

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Nofapping meetinghouse

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: slimy bateful faggot firefighter



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: thriller kitchen

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: curious twinkling becky headpube

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Nofapping meetinghouse



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: blue spectacular circlehead friendly grandma



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: talking useless coffee pot goyim



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: brass autistic multi-billionaire bbw



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Mildly autistic sneaky criminal selfie

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Poppy church



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Nofapping meetinghouse



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: talking useless coffee pot goyim



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Light Floppy Potus Ceo

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: swashbuckling aquamarine forum degenerate



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: mauve zombie-like property genital piercing

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: obsidian rigpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: violent spot puppy

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Ã#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: yapping mood pit

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: talking useless coffee pot goyim



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
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