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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: rough-skinned prole theater stage It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Ruddy ladyboy stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: crawly meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: frum psychic public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: mint exciting school antidepressant drug did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Piazza Fortuitous Meteor "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Adventurous drab lay twinkling uncleanness (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Chocolate thirsty library "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Shimmering pit mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Hideous Kink-friendly Set Liquid Oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: passionate jade parlor jewess (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: rough-skinned prole theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Charismatic site ape who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: rough-skinned prole theater stage Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Charismatic site ape whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: rough-skinned prole theater stage CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: wonderful pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Know-it-all Translucent Dilemma 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: glittery haunting pisswyrm police squad "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: wonderful pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: exhilarant lake school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Vigorous Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: rough-skinned prole theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#49414142) |