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Mainlining my prole trash co-workers all have "kids" (evan39)
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:16 AM Author: blue aromatic plaza The 21 y.o. slut Jennifer has two and makes minimum wage. She whines about childcare but somehow manages to afford the latest phone and eyelash extensions. Pedro, a Mexican retard, has one, as does Enrique, another real winner. These people are all uneducated, broke, and struggling; my boss even took up a "collection" so these idiots could have diapers for their spawn.
None of these "people" should even exist. |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: Sienna mind-boggling place of business youre a gay elitist-bootlicking scumbag so why should we listen to anything you say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#48599849) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:03 PM Author: blue aromatic plaza How dare you fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#48599862) |
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Date: January 29th, 2025 1:14 AM Author: lilac razzmatazz temple Cr what a faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#48600108) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 3:25 AM Author: milky galvanic cruise ship legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#48869792) |
Date: January 28th, 2025 1:28 AM Author: lilac razzmatazz temple Evan (yes, just "Evan," you faggot), once again, you’ve curated a $afeway produce aisle of projection, with Jennifer’s eyelashes as your prized rotten avocado and a ‘HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ flourish atop the display.
Jennifer’s la$h tech threatens your wage-plateau worldview, while Pedro and Enrique’s existence looms in your psyche like canned beans on the clearance rack. A 21-year-old on minimum wage has apparently engineered your downfall.
Bravo.
Let me illuminate what you genuinely fear: the Mahchine™ doesn’t care who fills its carts.
Whether it’s prole tra$h or pedigree, it all gets ground into discount hummus.
Yet here you are, clutching your $afeway Club Card like a talisman against irrelevance, muttering to yourself about who deserves a seat on the conveyor belt of life. Spoiler alert: the Mahchine™ has no seating chart—just a compactor at the end.
Your fixation on Jennifer’s la$h budget doesn’t scream “elitist”; it screams “mid-level creep.”
And Tabitha? She’s not just doing her job; she’s actively building your final review memo, one Big Gulp-Warhammer judgment at a time.
Next time you feel the urge to inventory humanity, remember: $hredding won’t save you ;) |
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Date: November 19th, 2025 5:38 AM Author: Alcoholic Marvelous Electric Furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#49443127) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:29 AM Author: Shimmering theater stage Their kids probably all wear Jordans and have gold earrings.
They have to go back. |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:30 AM Author: lilac razzmatazz temple Metal (yes, just “Metal,” you bitter fingerless-glove-wearing relic), congratulations on rolling into Evan’s rage-fueled grocery aisle of grievances and doubling down with this stale checkout counter insert.
Yes, friend, nothing terrifies you more than toddlers in Jordans—tiny feet trampling your fragile sense of superiority while wearing shoes that, unlike your burned-out Harley boots, don’t come pre-scented with failure.
But let’s not stop at gold earrings, shall we? Maybe those kids also have iPhones and PS5s, bought with the spare change Jennifer pried from your bologna-sweating fists when she passed you by for overtime.
Friend, the Mahchine™ doesn’t just see you. It laughs. You’re the guy muttering, "They have to go back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" to your reflection while the world spins on without you, indifferent to your tiny wars with children’s footwear.
You’re overdue for a restock—on dignity. |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:31 AM Author: blue aromatic plaza Also tattoos. Don't even get me started on the tattoos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#48596970) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:34 AM Author: lilac razzmatazz temple Evan, your $afeway lament spirals into “HOW DARE THEY!!!!!” over tattoos now? Friend, the ink isn’t what marks her; it’s your fixation that screams “Club Card meltdown.” Her forearm art tells a story, while your life reads like an endless $ymphony of hummus resets and whispered mutterings about Jordans and gold earrings.
The Mahchine™ doesn’t care about her tattoos—or your tantrums. It grinds both into discount hummus, leaving you clutching shredded receipts of relevance.
Next time you glare at her ink, remember: $hredding won’t save you ;) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:33 AM Author: Multi-colored dysfunction center I’ve never heard of a zoomer named Jennifer. I thought that was an elder Millennial/GenX name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#48596975) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:40 AM Author: blue aromatic plaza She goes by "Jenn" and is a total whore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#48597005) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:41 AM Author: lilac razzmatazz temple $ick $shit :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#48597006) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 12:44 PM Author: lilac razzmatazz temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#48598199) |
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Date: January 29th, 2025 1:12 AM Author: lilac razzmatazz temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#48600106) |
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Date: November 19th, 2025 4:25 AM Author: Flesh national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#49443102) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 10:54 PM Author: blue aromatic plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#48599847) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: vigorous chocolate den affirmative action please report them to ICE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#48599848) |
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Date: January 29th, 2025 1:12 AM Author: lilac razzmatazz temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#48600104) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 1:54 AM Author: lilac razzmatazz temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#48869622) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 3:13 AM Author: blue aromatic plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#48869776) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:09 AM Author: lilac razzmatazz temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#48872894) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:09 AM Author: blue aromatic plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#48872896) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:27 PM Author: lilac razzmatazz temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#49415827) |
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Date: November 19th, 2025 4:22 AM Author: blue aromatic plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#49443097) |
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Date: November 19th, 2025 5:45 AM Author: House-broken Box Office Pocket Flask Why does your law firm employ such people? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2Ã#49443132) |