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I am morbidly obese and about to die a horrific painful premature death

I had this realization this morning, brothers. I am having t...
Spectacular Telephone
  08/31/25
just take the fat pill otherwise stfu
Violent Ladyboy
  08/31/25
What is the “fat pill?”
Spectacular Telephone
  08/31/25
He’s joking. In sci-fi stories there is a miracle dru...
jet mentally impaired whorehouse
  08/31/25
DNP. don't waste your money on fads like Ozempic.
Rambunctious Legend
  08/31/25
Damn if only a wonder drug could help with this. Oh well, gu...
concupiscible pale private investor reading party
  08/31/25
It’s true. I can stop eating I guess.
Spectacular Telephone
  08/31/25
The good news is your death won't actually be that painful i...
concupiscible pale private investor reading party
  08/31/25
cool story you fat gay kike faggot
shimmering mildly autistic base
  08/31/25
*crowd cheers*
chrome friendly grandma
  08/31/25
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naked public bath dragon
  08/31/25
wow, if there was only something you could do about it. gues...
hyperactive abusive immigrant
  08/31/25
Well, well it's the Big Show Yes, it's a big bad show tonig...
Excitant office alpha
  08/31/25
Your constant lying and whinging has most of us cheering thi...
twinkling generalized bond pistol
  08/31/25
...
naked public bath dragon
  08/31/25
...
house-broken affirmative action incel
  08/31/25
No a/c because of power outage. I am dying.
Spectacular Telephone
  08/31/25
this boart couldnt be so lucky
house-broken affirmative action incel
  08/31/25
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twinkling generalized bond pistol
  08/31/25
maybe an incentive system might help? like, every 10lbs you ...
Disrespectful exciting stag film
  08/31/25
How's that an incentive? He gets to do that now without losi...
twinkling generalized bond pistol
  08/31/25
WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS SURELY THIS REALIZATION WIL...
jet mentally impaired whorehouse
  08/31/25
GLP-1 bro here. On Friday - a bartender at my local looke...
gaped brass fanboi dysfunction
  08/31/25
And another poaster falls into the disco fries trap of givin...
naked public bath dragon
  08/31/25
lol, you’re mean
Spectacular Telephone
  08/31/25
is teewinot still in the cards
trip school mental disorder
  08/31/25
Teewinot is all of my cards.
Spectacular Telephone
  08/31/25
There's no shortcuts. do bariatric surgery
Charismatic judgmental principal's office
  08/31/25
what do you mean by premature? Are there experiences you hav...
Charismatic judgmental principal's office
  08/31/25
Kids graduating HS Getting pissed at them in HS Dropping t...
Spectacular Telephone
  08/31/25


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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Spectacular Telephone

I had this realization this morning, brothers. I am having trouble walking again. It’s all because of bad decisions compounding on top of bad decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49225710)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Violent Ladyboy

just take the fat pill otherwise stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49225712)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Spectacular Telephone

What is the “fat pill?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49225713)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: jet mentally impaired whorehouse

He’s joking. In sci-fi stories there is a miracle drug that causes weight loss, but no similar blockbuster drugs have been developed IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49226408)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Rambunctious Legend

DNP. don't waste your money on fads like Ozempic.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49226416)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: concupiscible pale private investor reading party

Damn if only a wonder drug could help with this. Oh well, guess that's that, better tell your kids there wasn't anything you could do while you're still alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49225714)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Spectacular Telephone

It’s true. I can stop eating I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49225719)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: concupiscible pale private investor reading party

The good news is your death won't actually be that painful in all likelihood. You will drop dead of heart failure before your kids graduate hs in a fairly efficient and relatively painless manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49225724)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: shimmering mildly autistic base

cool story you fat gay kike faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49225721)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: chrome friendly grandma

*crowd cheers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49225725)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: naked public bath dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49225786)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: hyperactive abusive immigrant

wow, if there was only something you could do about it. guess not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49225727)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: Excitant office alpha

Well, well it's the Big Show

Yes, it's a big bad show tonight, y'all

Yeah, it's the Big Show

Come on, crank it up and drown out all the lights, y'all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49225801)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: twinkling generalized bond pistol

Your constant lying and whinging has most of us cheering this on. I'm sure your family feels the same way. They find you to be utterly humiliating

Unfortunately for us, you're such a liar that this is all likely a masochistic schtick designed for you to gorge on hate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49225811)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: naked public bath dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49225813)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: house-broken affirmative action incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49225823)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Spectacular Telephone

No a/c because of power outage. I am dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49226333)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: house-broken affirmative action incel

this boart couldnt be so lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49226348)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: twinkling generalized bond pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49226381)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Disrespectful exciting stag film

maybe an incentive system might help? like, every 10lbs you lose, you get to watch your wife get fucked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49226394)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: twinkling generalized bond pistol

How's that an incentive? He gets to do that now without losing anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49226929)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: jet mentally impaired whorehouse

WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS

SURELY THIS REALIZATION WILL CAUSE YOU TO MAKE LONG TERM CHANGES TO YOUR LIFESTYLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49226404)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: gaped brass fanboi dysfunction

GLP-1 bro here.

On Friday - a bartender at my local looked me up and down and said “Wow - you are wasting away, but in a good way! You look great!”

Today - my spin instructor came up to me after I left the locker room and said “You are killing it - you have really increased your endurance and work in class - great job”

I also just bought some new workout gear - officially down to a large in Luluemon. My muscles are popping out of the sleeves. The jeans I bought a month and a half ago are also hanging off of my ass because they no longer fit.

Just get on Zepbound. It will literally save your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49226479)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: naked public bath dragon

And another poaster falls into the disco fries trap of giving him genuine advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49227013)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Spectacular Telephone

lol, you’re mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49227176)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: trip school mental disorder

is teewinot still in the cards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49227209)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Spectacular Telephone

Teewinot is all of my cards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49227213)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Charismatic judgmental principal's office

There's no shortcuts. do bariatric surgery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49227216)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Charismatic judgmental principal's office

what do you mean by premature? Are there experiences you haven't had yet that you're missing out on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49227221)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Spectacular Telephone

Kids graduating HS

Getting pissed at them in HS

Dropping them off at college

Having my sons bring home that first girlfriend

Paying off my mortgage

Grandchildren

Summit of Teewinot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768062&forum_id=2Ã#49227247)