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Pictures of man Mark Sanchez attacked

https://x.com/angelaganote/status/1974910641531244781
yellow vibrant abode
  10/05/25
Does anyone know what happened in this case? No jokes pleas...
Lime well-lubricated kitchen national security agency
  10/05/25
Drunk Sanchez chimped out on old guy door dasher in an alley
Offensive sweet tailpipe volcanic crater
  10/05/25
Apparently that guy used to be a Shark.
provocative step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  10/05/25
The guy was at the hotel service entrance to dispose of the ...
massive box office roommate
  10/05/25
i read a report that sanchez was doing wind sprints in the a...
gaped primrose menage
  10/05/25
Was there a deer nearby, if you know?
Lime well-lubricated kitchen national security agency
  10/05/25
this is not flame brother https://x.com/devahaz/status/19...
gaped primrose menage
  10/05/25
so no deer is what you're telling me
Lime well-lubricated kitchen national security agency
  10/05/25
So he was having a CTE episode?
splenetic frum property
  10/06/25
You said no jokes but here you are conflating a baseball tra...
massive box office roommate
  10/05/25
This is why knives are retarded for self defense
aromatic stain nowag
  10/05/25
? Seems like it saved his life.
Fluffy shivering bawdyhouse
  10/05/25
?
aromatic stain nowag
  10/05/25
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contagious gas station
  10/05/25
Sanchez is FUCKED
Fluffy shivering bawdyhouse
  10/05/25
He's going to take a lot of money off that CTE Mexican in th...
Glittery twinkling factory reset button corn cake
  10/05/25
Sanchez may even have to sell his Heism- oh wait
Offensive sweet tailpipe volcanic crater
  10/05/25
why is sanchez only charged with a misdo battery count if th...
Fantasy-prone Razzle Half-breed Boltzmann
  10/05/25
There's got to be video that shows they were both giving the...
Fluffy shivering bawdyhouse
  10/05/25
yeah, then reports of self defense are sketchy, too
Fantasy-prone Razzle Half-breed Boltzmann
  10/05/25
Upgraded to felony today
Fluffy shivering bawdyhouse
  10/06/25
ty. battery w GBI, it seems. surprised they havent found 10 ...
Fantasy-prone Razzle Half-breed Boltzmann
  10/06/25
Throughout his childhood and teenage years, Sanchez's father...
drab pontificating weed whacker plaza
  10/05/25
Whereas PR's father taught his son to "stab that pendej...
contagious gas station
  10/05/25
...
Fluffy shivering bawdyhouse
  10/06/25
Fucking beaners
Effete heady school
  10/05/25
Remember when ESPN had to retire the butt fumble as the Wors...
Red Range
  10/05/25
What a bizarre story
Razzle-dazzle Territorial Parlour
  10/06/25
Couldn't quite grasp the story from what I read. Ignoring th...
trip sooty affirmative action
  10/06/25
coked up sanchez was running fucking wind sprints in the all...
gaped primrose menage
  10/06/25
Gotta stay sharp in case the NFL comes calling again
trip sooty affirmative action
  10/06/25
...
gaped primrose menage
  10/06/25
Standard prep for a Fox Sports broadcast
racy mischievous national
  10/06/25
Last part is unclear. But basically right, drunk idiot was r...
yellow vibrant abode
  10/06/25
was the truck illegally parked?
Fantasy-prone Razzle Half-breed Boltzmann
  10/06/25
And was the plate registered in another state?
trip sooty affirmative action
  10/06/25
What the fuck? Sanchez should go to jail for a while. Comple...
flatulent marketing idea
  10/06/25
cr. the guy first tried to defend himself with a less lethal...
crusty jet new version
  10/06/25
I can't tell if the wind sprints part of the story is faek
unholy floppy legal warrant haunted graveyard
  10/06/25


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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: yellow vibrant abode

https://x.com/angelaganote/status/1974910641531244781

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327533)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Lime well-lubricated kitchen national security agency

Does anyone know what happened in this case? No jokes please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327536)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Offensive sweet tailpipe volcanic crater

Drunk Sanchez chimped out on old guy door dasher in an alley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327539)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: provocative step-uncle's house pisswyrm

Apparently that guy used to be a Shark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327657)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: massive box office roommate

The guy was at the hotel service entrance to dispose of the restaurant's used cooking oil, but Sanchez had spoken to hotel management and confirmed they did not want him to do so. The guy still tried to proceed, leaving Mark no choice but to intervene.

This is not flame btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327833)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: gaped primrose menage

i read a report that sanchez was doing wind sprints in the alley prior to the incident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327839)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Lime well-lubricated kitchen national security agency

Was there a deer nearby, if you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327847)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: gaped primrose menage

this is not flame brother

https://x.com/devahaz/status/1974941118619095065/photo/2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327867)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Lime well-lubricated kitchen national security agency

so no deer is what you're telling me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327875)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: splenetic frum property

So he was having a CTE episode?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49329142)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: massive box office roommate

You said no jokes but here you are conflating a baseball training program with a football star when in fact the above poas set forth exactly what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327870)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: aromatic stain nowag

This is why knives are retarded for self defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327555)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Fluffy shivering bawdyhouse

?

Seems like it saved his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327562)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: aromatic stain nowag

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327834)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: contagious gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327894)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fluffy shivering bawdyhouse

Sanchez is FUCKED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327563)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Glittery twinkling factory reset button corn cake

He's going to take a lot of money off that CTE Mexican in the civil settlement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327576)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Offensive sweet tailpipe volcanic crater

Sanchez may even have to sell his Heism- oh wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327577)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Razzle Half-breed Boltzmann

why is sanchez only charged with a misdo battery count if this dude looks so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327580)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Fluffy shivering bawdyhouse

There's got to be video that shows they were both giving the business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327593)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Razzle Half-breed Boltzmann

yeah, then reports of self defense are sketchy, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327595)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Fluffy shivering bawdyhouse

Upgraded to felony today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49329066)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Razzle Half-breed Boltzmann

ty. battery w GBI, it seems. surprised they havent found 10 other charges and enhancements to tack on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49329075)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: drab pontificating weed whacker plaza

Throughout his childhood and teenage years, Sanchez's father would have him combine athletic and mental training. Mark would have to dribble a basketball without looking at it while reciting multiplication tables; practice baseball swings in a batting cage while answering questions about the periodic table and similar combined drills that his father hoped would develop quick thinking and self-confidence that would guide Sanchez in all areas of life and not simply sports.[3]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327815)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: contagious gas station

Whereas PR's father taught his son to "stab that pendejo."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327887)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Fluffy shivering bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49329085)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Effete heady school

Fucking beaners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327849)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Red Range

Remember when ESPN had to retire the butt fumble as the Worst of the Worst "Not Top" play because it had won the vote in a landslide 40 weeks in a row?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49327860)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:35 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Territorial Parlour

What a bizarre story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49328022)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: trip sooty affirmative action

Couldn't quite grasp the story from what I read. Ignoring the grease truck stuff, is it basically:

- Drunk Sanchez confronted the guy, shoved him

- Guy pulled a knife and stabbed Sanchez

- Sanchez got the knife from the dude and slashed up his face (or did Sanchez also have a knife on him because he's latino?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49329077)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: gaped primrose menage

coked up sanchez was running fucking wind sprints in the alley at 1AM before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49329098)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: trip sooty affirmative action

Gotta stay sharp in case the NFL comes calling again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49329102)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: gaped primrose menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49329103)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: racy mischievous national

Standard prep for a Fox Sports broadcast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49329332)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: yellow vibrant abode

Last part is unclear. But basically right, drunk idiot was running wind sprints at 1 am and was upset the truck blocked where he was exercising.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49329105)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Razzle Half-breed Boltzmann

was the truck illegally parked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49329112)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: trip sooty affirmative action

And was the plate registered in another state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49329115)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: flatulent marketing idea

What the fuck? Sanchez should go to jail for a while. Completely fucked up his career too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49329079)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: crusty jet new version

cr. the guy first tried to defend himself with a less lethal option, pepper spray, and only used the knife when coked up Sanchez kept advancing towards him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49329159)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: unholy floppy legal warrant haunted graveyard

I can't tell if the wind sprints part of the story is faek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783476&forum_id=2Ã#49329179)