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What is the cheapest way to get drunk besides liquor?

I just bought a 6 pack of Keystone Light tallboys for $4.99....
violent bawdyhouse goyim
  10/19/25
Cheap $5 red wine
Claret unhinged potus
  10/19/25
Used to be mouth wash, but then they started adding ethanol ...
Sickened Office Patrolman
  10/19/25
People detoxing in the hospital have been known to steal han...
Lilac shivering public bath
  10/19/25
Yeah I saw an episode of that “Intervention” sho...
Fragrant parlor travel guidebook
  10/19/25
Isn’t ethanol the alcohol you normally drink?
yellow mediation kitchen
  10/19/25
The stuff you drink is ethyl alcohol which may or may not be...
Fragrant parlor travel guidebook
  10/19/25
ethanol and ethyl alcohol are the same chemical compound. th...
Titillating Disturbing University Famous Landscape Painting
  10/20/25
ethanol is alcohol. they add bitterants and other things to ...
Titillating Disturbing University Famous Landscape Painting
  10/20/25
https://imgur.com/pRUhZuF
Crystalline fighting brunch regret
  10/20/25
plonk is a box is typically the cheapest per standard unit o...
provocative zombie-like dysfunction hissy fit
  10/19/25
in the ass is the obvious answer. alcohol enemas
white laser beams
  10/19/25
180. Boofing it is always the answer
avocado misunderstood senate
  10/19/25
(Doobs)
Vigorous queen of the night
  10/19/25
cr, soak a cotton ball in medical alcohol and stick it in yo...
Cracking emerald piazza boiling water
  10/20/25
why would this be a relevant analysis
Hilarious haunted graveyard circlehead
  10/19/25
box wine or hand sanitizer
Drunken Deranged Corn Cake Deer Antler
  10/19/25
fortified wine has been the answer for like 400 years now. A...
Lilac shivering public bath
  10/19/25
Here we go! It was the English who did the math. They discov...
Lilac shivering public bath
  10/19/25
port is duoro wine is 180, you just have an alcohol allergy ...
Titillating Disturbing University Famous Landscape Painting
  10/20/25
Contract this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-brewery_sy...
yellow mediation kitchen
  10/19/25
steel reserve is hard to argue with
comical area nibblets
  10/19/25
I used to have an after-school jerb at a place where homeles...
Lilac shivering public bath
  10/19/25
when I was in high school we had to drive about 30 minutes t...
comical area nibblets
  10/19/25
I've never tasted it. I always understood it to be something...
Lilac shivering public bath
  10/19/25
You can biochemically replicate the effects of alcohol inebr...
Poppy Disgusting Plaza
  10/20/25
Getting dick drunk.
Indigo pea-brained telephone
  10/20/25
what about "ice" beer. shitty but not nearly as sh...
racy magical dilemma macaca
  10/20/25
For a brief time back around 2016, they increased the alcoho...
Twinkling Sanctuary Halford
  10/20/25
180. dont remember seeing that at the time
racy magical dilemma macaca
  10/22/25
absinthe, ywia
Motley Ruby Theatre
  10/20/25
Buy a couple pounds of ginger and grate it. Mix it with suga...
self-absorbed deep center karate
  10/20/25
vanilla extract
Big-titted Dopamine Pozpig
  10/20/25
mad dog
Spectacular Roommate Address
  10/20/25
https://www.reddit.com/r/prisonhooch/
elite mother
  10/20/25
Everclear eye drops
avocado misunderstood senate
  10/21/25
(Frank Gallagher)
Yapping Idiotic Tattoo Cuck
  10/22/25
in TTT USA if they still have $2 buck chuck at Trader Joes t...
chestnut adulterous market
  10/22/25
Genesee Cream Ale is still like $15 for a 30 rack and probab...
Yapping Idiotic Tattoo Cuck
  10/22/25
Dick
Nudist Hall
  10/22/25
I buy quality yellowtail sauvignon $6 at publix.
Glittery Round Eye National
  10/22/25


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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: violent bawdyhouse goyim

I just bought a 6 pack of Keystone Light tallboys for $4.99. I assume 40s are cheaper but that is too gross for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360475)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Claret unhinged potus

Cheap $5 red wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360479)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: Sickened Office Patrolman

Used to be mouth wash, but then they started adding ethanol to it to "poison" the winos who would swig it in the grocery aisle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360485)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Lilac shivering public bath

People detoxing in the hospital have been known to steal hand santizer from the nurses' station and drink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360554)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Fragrant parlor travel guidebook

Yeah I saw an episode of that “Intervention” show where a guy drank like 2 large bottles of purell a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360577)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: yellow mediation kitchen

Isn’t ethanol the alcohol you normally drink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360581)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Fragrant parlor travel guidebook

The stuff you drink is ethyl alcohol which may or may not be the same thing as ethanol.

I thought isopropyl was the poison they added for bums.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360584)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Titillating Disturbing University Famous Landscape Painting

ethanol and ethyl alcohol are the same chemical compound. they are literally the same thing, two words for the same compound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49361475)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Titillating Disturbing University Famous Landscape Painting

ethanol is alcohol. they add bitterants and other things to make untaxed ethanol products unpaletable or poisonous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49361480)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Crystalline fighting brunch regret

https://imgur.com/pRUhZuF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49362555)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: provocative zombie-like dysfunction hissy fit

plonk is a box is typically the cheapest per standard unit of alcohol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360517)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: white laser beams

in the ass is the obvious answer. alcohol enemas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360521)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: avocado misunderstood senate

180. Boofing it is always the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360596)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Vigorous queen of the night

(Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360794)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Cracking emerald piazza boiling water

cr, soak a cotton ball in medical alcohol and stick it in your ass

(this is not legal advice)

(not admitted to practice in the District of Columbia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49361828)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Hilarious haunted graveyard circlehead

why would this be a relevant analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360538)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Drunken Deranged Corn Cake Deer Antler

box wine or hand sanitizer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360540)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Lilac shivering public bath

fortified wine has been the answer for like 400 years now. Also the most prestigious if you drink pure cognac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360547)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Lilac shivering public bath

Here we go! It was the English who did the math. They discovered that you could make the world's shittiest, cheapest wine drinkable AND enhance its intoxicating effects at the same time:

"In 1678, a Liverpool wine merchant sent two new representatives to Viana do Castelo, north of Oporto, to learn the wine trade. While on a vacation in the Douro, the two gentlemen visited the Abbot of Lamego, who treated them to a "very agreeable, sweetish and extremely smooth" wine, which had been fortified with a distilled spirit. The two Englishmen were so pleased with the product that they purchased the abbot's entire lot and shipped it home.[30]

Port became very popular in England after the Methuen Treaty of 1703, when merchants were permitted to import it at a low duty, while war with France deprived English wine drinkers of French wine. British importers could be credited for recognising that a smooth, already fortified wine that would appeal to English palates would survive the trip to London."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360551)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Titillating Disturbing University Famous Landscape Painting

port is duoro wine is 180, you just have an alcohol allergy because you're a gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49361520)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: yellow mediation kitchen

Contract this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-brewery_syndrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360586)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: comical area nibblets

steel reserve is hard to argue with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360841)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Lilac shivering public bath

I used to have an after-school jerb at a place where homeless alkies would congregate and drink in the parking lot at night. If we weren't able to chase them away we had to clean up the empty bottles, so I can say with some confidence that Boone's Farm and Seagram's gin (aka "bumpyface" because of the texture of the glass) far outnumbered any kind of beer. I'm not sure we really saw beer at all. I remember when we were getting 40oz bottles of King Cobra for 2.50, a bottle of Boone's Farm cost the same price and had nearly double the ABV. It was also ubiquitous and late night ghetto liquor stores where beer selection was a crapshoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360853)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: comical area nibblets

when I was in high school we had to drive about 30 minutes to get to the nearest liquor store so the general challenge for any passenger was to down a bottle of boone's farm before you got home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360855)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Lilac shivering public bath

I've never tasted it. I always understood it to be something that ONLY the most piss poor homeless bums ever drank. Malt liquor was a hoodrat thing, but not a homeless thing like that fortified wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49360864)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Poppy Disgusting Plaza

You can biochemically replicate the effects of alcohol inebriation for fractions of a penny a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49361513)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Indigo pea-brained telephone

Getting dick drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49361515)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: racy magical dilemma macaca

what about "ice" beer. shitty but not nearly as shitty as malt liquor. i buy it once or twice a year and its not undrinkable.

sometimes theyre the same price but even if it's a dollar more for a sixer of keystone ice(or natty ice, icehouse etc) the ABV is way higher

other than that a box of wine from costco is the cheapest thing id actually drink and somewhat enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49361517)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Twinkling Sanctuary Halford

For a brief time back around 2016, they increased the alcohol content of Milwaukee's Best Ice from 5.9% to 6.9%. They caught some flak because they were taking out billboards advertising how strong it now was.

https://www.jsonline.com/story/money/business/2016/12/19/millercoors-touts-stronger-alcohol-content/95624762/

It didn't taste very good but ultimately it went down pretty easy. I got pretty hammered on that stuff more than once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49361817)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: racy magical dilemma macaca

180. dont remember seeing that at the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49365843)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Motley Ruby Theatre

absinthe, ywia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49361819)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: self-absorbed deep center karate

Buy a couple pounds of ginger and grate it. Mix it with sugar water and let it sit for a week burping it daily.

You can do this with any fruit juice and even bread and ketchup if you're in jail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49361831)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: Big-titted Dopamine Pozpig

vanilla extract

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49361835)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Spectacular Roommate Address

mad dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49361963)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: elite mother

https://www.reddit.com/r/prisonhooch/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49361973)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 6:01 AM
Author: avocado misunderstood senate

Everclear eye drops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49363414)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Yapping Idiotic Tattoo Cuck

(Frank Gallagher)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49365850)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: chestnut adulterous market

in TTT USA if they still have $2 buck chuck at Trader Joes thats the cheapest way, one bottle of wine gets me pretty rapey, do two and u will be absolutely blasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49365845)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Yapping Idiotic Tattoo Cuck

Genesee Cream Ale is still like $15 for a 30 rack and probably the best bang for your buck as far as beer goes in this neck of the woods. buying 6 packs of cheap beer is stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49365849)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Nudist Hall

Dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49365860)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Glittery Round Eye National

I buy quality yellowtail sauvignon $6 at publix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787851&forum_id=2Ã#49365893)