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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
nubile really tough guy international law enforcement agency
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
aqua abnormal whorehouse
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
aqua abnormal whorehouse
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Walnut cerebral tanning salon love of her life
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
aqua abnormal whorehouse
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Walnut cerebral tanning salon love of her life
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
aqua abnormal whorehouse
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
nubile really tough guy international law enforcement agency
  01/05/26
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nubile really tough guy international law enforcement agency
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
aqua abnormal whorehouse
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
nubile really tough guy international law enforcement agency
  01/06/26
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Titillating Trump Supporter
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
aqua abnormal whorehouse
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Excitant Nofapping Scourge Upon The Earth Death Wish
  01/06/26
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razzle-dazzle brass blood rage space
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
crystalline hairraiser doctorate
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
aqua abnormal whorehouse
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
irradiated chad
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
aqua abnormal whorehouse
  01/06/26
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Bright Church Building
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
crystalline hairraiser doctorate
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
aqua abnormal whorehouse
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
irradiated chad
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
aqua abnormal whorehouse
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
irradiated chad
  01/06/26
Lmao
nubile really tough guy international law enforcement agency
  01/06/26
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Razzle judgmental hall wrinkle
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Slate hot pozpig
  01/06/26
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Walnut cerebral tanning salon love of her life
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: nubile really tough guy international law enforcement agency

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: aqua abnormal whorehouse

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: aqua abnormal whorehouse

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Walnut cerebral tanning salon love of her life

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: aqua abnormal whorehouse

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Walnut cerebral tanning salon love of her life

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: aqua abnormal whorehouse

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: nubile really tough guy international law enforcement agency

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: nubile really tough guy international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: aqua abnormal whorehouse

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: nubile really tough guy international law enforcement agency

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Titillating Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: aqua abnormal whorehouse

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Excitant Nofapping Scourge Upon The Earth Death Wish

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle brass blood rage space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: crystalline hairraiser doctorate

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: aqua abnormal whorehouse

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: irradiated chad

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: aqua abnormal whorehouse

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Bright Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: crystalline hairraiser doctorate

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: aqua abnormal whorehouse

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: irradiated chad

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: aqua abnormal whorehouse

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: irradiated chad

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: nubile really tough guy international law enforcement agency

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Razzle judgmental hall wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Slate hot pozpig

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Walnut cerebral tanning salon love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566761)