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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM Author: violet corner She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361876) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: hateful principal's office marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361881) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: wonderful site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361880) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: Histrionic outnumbered library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361884) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: Topaz beady-eyed crotch boooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361890) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Chartreuse hairy legs set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361909) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: floppy bespoke stag film internal respiration lol i like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361910) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Carmine Electric Jewess Ticket Booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49364042) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: cerise arousing toilet seat rehab that's a good joke. those people suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361937) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: violet corner You're invited next time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361942) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: black kink-friendly pit sweet tailpipe CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362005) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: violet corner He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362032) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Exhilarant keepsake machete pervert That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362176) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Histrionic outnumbered library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362407) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: ultramarine drunken rigpig step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362010) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Heady location generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362016) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Hyperventilating Theatre Mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362036) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Fluffy candlestick maker lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362009) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: purple sinister crackhouse I guffawed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362039) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Hyperventilating Theatre Mood Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362040) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: balding chocolate cruise ship round eye It's a good joke. Get new friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362052) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: multi-colored obsidian really tough guy cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362075) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: fantasy-prone stead cuckold (except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362122) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: floppy bespoke stag film internal respiration they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362092) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Carmine Electric Jewess Ticket Booth People who can't lol at dad jokes suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49364046) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Twinkling galvanic striped hyena https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362128) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: Brindle Home Elastic Band "He's a microbiologist."
"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: Salmon vibrant background story masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362175) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Exhilarant keepsake machete pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362179) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: violet corner I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362188) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: curious love of her life hospital You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362185) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: violet corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362189) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: Supple native halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362205) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Carmine Electric Jewess Ticket Booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49364045) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM Author: Hyperventilating Theatre Mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49364053) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM Author: fishy comical school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49364099) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: soggy forum windowlicker "More like Jones GAY!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362190) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Maroon razzle-dazzle property private investor good joke i would've laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49364050) |