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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
poppy appetizing karate market
  12/08/25
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poppy appetizing karate market
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Ebony Heaven Generalized Bond
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Marvelous Nighttime Son Of Senegal Legal Warrant
  12/12/25
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laughsome crackhouse
  12/17/25
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lavender spectacular sanctuary laser beams
  12/17/25
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snowy library
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Stirring Slate Wrinkle Forum
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
poppy appetizing karate market
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Stirring Slate Wrinkle Forum
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
poppy appetizing karate market
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
odious boltzmann liquid oxygen
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
poppy appetizing karate market
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
soul-stirring institution international law enforcement agency
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
poppy appetizing karate market
  12/18/25
lol
cordovan exhilarant bawdyhouse mood
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
soul-stirring institution international law enforcement agency
  12/17/25
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poppy appetizing karate market
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
laughsome crackhouse
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
nubile godawful feces hell
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
cordovan exhilarant bawdyhouse mood
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
laughsome crackhouse
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
nubile godawful feces hell
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
laughsome crackhouse
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Boyish Abusive Abode
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
cerise state
  12/17/25
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charismatic digit ratio
  12/17/25
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Peach Thriller Home
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
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  12/17/25
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Startled adulterous sweet tailpipe lay
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
poppy appetizing karate market
  12/17/25
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Clear meetinghouse knife
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
well-lubricated excitant stead weed whacker
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
violent cowardly stock car wagecucks
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Boyish Abusive Abode
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
violent cowardly stock car wagecucks
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Boyish Abusive Abode
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
violent cowardly stock car wagecucks
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Glittery temple jewess
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
nubile godawful feces hell
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
well-lubricated excitant stead weed whacker
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
nubile godawful feces hell
  12/17/25
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Glittery temple jewess
  12/17/25
I am not!
well-lubricated excitant stead weed whacker
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Charcoal Deer Antler Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: poppy appetizing karate market

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: poppy appetizing karate market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Ebony Heaven Generalized Bond

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Marvelous Nighttime Son Of Senegal Legal Warrant

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: laughsome crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: lavender spectacular sanctuary laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: snowy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Stirring Slate Wrinkle Forum

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: poppy appetizing karate market

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Stirring Slate Wrinkle Forum

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: poppy appetizing karate market

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: odious boltzmann liquid oxygen

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: poppy appetizing karate market

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring institution international law enforcement agency

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: poppy appetizing karate market

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: cordovan exhilarant bawdyhouse mood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring institution international law enforcement agency

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: poppy appetizing karate market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: laughsome crackhouse

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: nubile godawful feces hell

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: cordovan exhilarant bawdyhouse mood

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: laughsome crackhouse

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: nubile godawful feces hell

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: laughsome crackhouse

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Boyish Abusive Abode

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: cerise state

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: charismatic digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Peach Thriller Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: gay titillating spot

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Startled adulterous sweet tailpipe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: poppy appetizing karate market

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Clear meetinghouse knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: well-lubricated excitant stead weed whacker

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: violent cowardly stock car wagecucks

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Boyish Abusive Abode

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: violent cowardly stock car wagecucks

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Boyish Abusive Abode

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: violent cowardly stock car wagecucks

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Glittery temple jewess

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: nubile godawful feces hell

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated excitant stead weed whacker

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: nubile godawful feces hell

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Glittery temple jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: well-lubricated excitant stead weed whacker

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Charcoal Deer Antler Scourge Upon The Earth

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Ã#49518198)