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Haha AWS totally fucked

screw these assholes anyway
tripping mildly autistic garrison death wish
  10/20/25
outages are inevitable tbh. even with redundancy measures li...
Charismatic hairless casino affirmative action
  10/20/25
I hope so. If I can make it about 5 more years without getti...
tripping mildly autistic garrison death wish
  10/20/25
Suicide rates are very high in Alaska
mind-boggling rigor
  10/20/25
I took a half measure and moved to rural CT. It seems like a...
Charismatic hairless casino affirmative action
  10/20/25
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Big-titted sick macaca field
  10/20/25
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Chrome gaping liquid oxygen
  10/20/25
Reconsidering, would probably live somewhere warmer than Ala...
tripping mildly autistic garrison death wish
  10/21/25
Losers, by definition, are overpaid.
flesh supple hall hunting ground
  10/20/25
Losers are underpaid compared to Jocks imho. Employers arbit...
Chrome gaping liquid oxygen
  10/20/25
Amazon doesn't want region fallover for its most critical fu...
Nighttime Claret Lay Pisswyrm
  10/21/25
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flesh supple hall hunting ground
  10/20/25
Oh FMA, that's why my Ring doorbell camera has been down all...
Arousing national security agency
  10/20/25
There is no cloud. It’s just someone else’s comp...
Insecure Abode
  10/20/25
you know nothing of System Design.
Charismatic hairless casino affirmative action
  10/20/25
🤷🏿‍♂️
Insecure Abode
  10/20/25
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Chrome gaping liquid oxygen
  10/20/25
totally balanced birdshits on X are blaming jeets for this ...
appetizing overrated clown home
  10/20/25
is it 99% uptime? 5 sigmas?
Elite harsh principal's office
  10/20/25
just do bed connected to cloud business - 8Sleep users all s...
Big-titted sick macaca field
  10/20/25
XO still chugging merrily along like the little enginge that...
Sooty mad-dog skullcap
  10/20/25
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Big-titted sick macaca field
  10/20/25
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appetizing overrated clown home
  10/20/25
On-Prem servers at Cohen Benefits' Allentown office way bett...
stirring territorial messiness locale
  10/20/25
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Pearl Menage
  10/21/25
their stock price loved it apparently
Fluffy Whorehouse Mediation
  10/20/25
Because companies are properly evaluated on their response t...
Nighttime Claret Lay Pisswyrm
  10/21/25
Most of the down time (like 99%) was just the time it takes ...
Nighttime Claret Lay Pisswyrm
  10/21/25
it is looking like it was just a diwali prank on US-East-1 r...
nubile laser beams
  10/21/25
They had to reboot a DNS server, and in the process we learn...
Nighttime Claret Lay Pisswyrm
  10/21/25


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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: tripping mildly autistic garrison death wish

screw these assholes anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49361818)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Charismatic hairless casino affirmative action

outages are inevitable tbh. even with redundancy measures like region failover - what if both regions fail? this is why you can ignore all moronic talk about "AI" supplanting tech jerbs. there's always something that Fails and requires some Nerd or underpaid Loser to fix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49361825)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: tripping mildly autistic garrison death wish

I hope so. If I can make it about 5 more years without getting replaced I'm going to retire, move to rural Alaska and live off the grid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49361875)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling rigor

Suicide rates are very high in Alaska

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49361896)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Charismatic hairless casino affirmative action

I took a half measure and moved to rural CT. It seems like as things get Bad and then Worse, liberal artists everywhere are trying to assure us that everything is fine and we are creating a New Humanity. Well I don’t buy it. I’m not gonna fall for that freakin’ bullcrap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49361901)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Big-titted sick macaca field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49361954)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Chrome gaping liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49362063)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: tripping mildly autistic garrison death wish

Reconsidering, would probably live somewhere warmer than Alaska. Maybe Chillicothe Missouri or wardensville west Virginia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49364699)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: flesh supple hall hunting ground

Losers, by definition, are overpaid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49361898)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Chrome gaping liquid oxygen

Losers are underpaid compared to Jocks imho. Employers arbitrage the fact that they suck at job interviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49363194)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Nighttime Claret Lay Pisswyrm

Amazon doesn't want region fallover for its most critical functions. It wants them all done at one yuge data center. That's why it lags when you click "check out" on Amazon. Critical shit, like placing the actual order for the product, all gets done at one data center. Only the NSA has bigger data centers than Amazon (and it's got like 4 that are bigger now)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49364862)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: flesh supple hall hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49361895)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Arousing national security agency

Oh FMA, that's why my Ring doorbell camera has been down all day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49361907)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Insecure Abode

There is no cloud. It’s just someone else’s computer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49361949)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Charismatic hairless casino affirmative action

you know nothing of System Design.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49361951)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Insecure Abode

🤷🏿‍♂️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49361957)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Chrome gaping liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49363191)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: appetizing overrated clown home

totally balanced birdshits on X are blaming jeets for this

but by that logic when AWS worked perfectly was that jeets fault too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49361953)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Elite harsh principal's office

is it 99% uptime? 5 sigmas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49362067)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Big-titted sick macaca field

just do bed connected to cloud business - 8Sleep users all slept badly last night due to AWS outage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49362216)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Sooty mad-dog skullcap

XO still chugging merrily along like the little enginge that could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49362334)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Big-titted sick macaca field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49362352)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: appetizing overrated clown home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49362475)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: stirring territorial messiness locale

On-Prem servers at Cohen Benefits' Allentown office way better than anything on cloud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49362485)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Pearl Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49363935)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Fluffy Whorehouse Mediation

their stock price loved it apparently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49362498)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Nighttime Claret Lay Pisswyrm

Because companies are properly evaluated on their response times. It's naive for investors to think AWS would never go down when AWS employs so many technicians to fix shit in the event that a failure occurs. This was really a test of AWS' ability to respond to disaster. There's no way to simulate that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49364740)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Nighttime Claret Lay Pisswyrm

Most of the down time (like 99%) was just the time it takes for computers to reboot. Rebooting a whole data center takes like 9 hours because everything (routing, caching, failure modes, etc) has to be dealt with sequentially. The outages seemed "sporadic" because some data center operations came online sooner than others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49364720)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: nubile laser beams

it is looking like it was just a diwali prank on US-East-1 region

prob a jab from h1b system engineers that they BALANCE THE LOAD of the big tech giants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49364857)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Nighttime Claret Lay Pisswyrm

They had to reboot a DNS server, and in the process we learned that every company you can name makes API calls to that DNS server. Is it really Amazon's fault that so many fucking companies use its services?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788032&forum_id=2Ã#49364879)