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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
razzmatazz pocket flask rigpig
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Supple really tough guy
  11/29/25
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Vermilion Medicated National Sex Offender
  11/29/25
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Supple really tough guy
  11/29/25
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Coiffed Dilemma Brethren
  11/29/25
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Supple really tough guy
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
violent locus
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
razzmatazz pocket flask rigpig
  11/29/25
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Vermilion Medicated National Sex Offender
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Arousing Police Squad
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
razzmatazz pocket flask rigpig
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Arousing Police Squad
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Self-absorbed excitant heaven
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
hairraiser khaki nowag
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Anal theatre
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
razzmatazz pocket flask rigpig
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Odious Kitty Cat
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Spruce bull headed library associate
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Odious Kitty Cat
  11/29/25
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Arousing Police Squad
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Stirring bawdyhouse genital piercing
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
violent locus
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Mustard idea he suggested
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
violent locus
  11/29/25
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garnet apoplectic voyeur fanboi
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
sable keepsake machete goyim
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
Green bat-shit-crazy address affirmative action
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Boyish center gaping
  12/04/25
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Transparent stead idiot
  12/04/25
Approved
Floppy Peach Menage Kitty
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Vermilion Medicated National Sex Offender
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
razzmatazz pocket flask rigpig
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: razzmatazz pocket flask rigpig

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Supple really tough guy

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Vermilion Medicated National Sex Offender



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Supple really tough guy



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Coiffed Dilemma Brethren



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Supple really tough guy



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: violent locus

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: razzmatazz pocket flask rigpig

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Vermilion Medicated National Sex Offender



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Arousing Police Squad

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz pocket flask rigpig

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Arousing Police Squad

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Self-absorbed excitant heaven

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: hairraiser khaki nowag

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Anal theatre

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: razzmatazz pocket flask rigpig

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Odious Kitty Cat

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Spruce bull headed library associate

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Odious Kitty Cat

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Arousing Police Squad



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Stirring bawdyhouse genital piercing

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: violent locus

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Mustard idea he suggested

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: violent locus

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: garnet apoplectic voyeur fanboi



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: sable keepsake machete goyim

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Green bat-shit-crazy address affirmative action

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Boyish center gaping

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Transparent stead idiot



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Floppy Peach Menage Kitty

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Vermilion Medicated National Sex Offender

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz pocket flask rigpig

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49490766)