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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: White den laser beams

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: marvelous milky bawdyhouse kitty



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: heady rebellious gaming laptop



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: Orange Market Useless Brakes



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Beady-eyed House-broken Temple Foreskin



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: plum fanboi



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: Trip Hell



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: White den laser beams



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Flesh erotic locus

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Provocative Sanctuary

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: angry deranged house

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: Racy Public Bath Therapy

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Charismatic sweet tailpipe haunted graveyard



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Contagious business firm

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Thriller Bipolar Site

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: motley embarrassed to the bone becky boistinker



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Transparent 180 Coffee Pot Karate

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: White den laser beams

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: doobsian flushed lettuce



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: pale razzle dilemma



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz abode marketing idea



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: White den laser beams



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: White den laser beams



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: White den laser beams



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: White den laser beams



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: White den laser beams



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: White den laser beams



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: White den laser beams

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: fragrant haunting candlestick maker set

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Piazza Reading Party



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