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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
embarrassed to the bone talking parlor
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Chrome incel
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
embarrassed to the bone talking parlor
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he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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bateful bearded immigrant property
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go, get drunk, come home late af
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  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
embarrassed to the bone talking parlor
  11/11/25
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is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
embarrassed to the bone talking parlor
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
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  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
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  11/11/25
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Mischievous hall
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone talking parlor

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Chrome incel

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone talking parlor

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Chrome incel

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Primrose comical business firm goal in life



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: coiffed dopamine

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Motley Generalized Bond Lettuce

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone talking parlor

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Motley Generalized Bond Lettuce

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Autistic Learning Disabled Set Fat Ankles

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Hyperventilating chartreuse organic girlfriend



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: black principal's office

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone talking parlor

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: bateful bearded immigrant property



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Ruby Indecent Fortuitous Meteor Dog Poop

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: cream lascivious gaping rigpig

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone talking parlor

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: cream lascivious gaping rigpig

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Ruby Indecent Fortuitous Meteor Dog Poop



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease public bath

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone talking parlor

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Mint cracking base voyeur

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease public bath

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Brass bisexual indian lodge

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone talking parlor

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: galvanic center hissy fit

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: bat shit crazy library antidepressant drug



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: geriatric onyx church building liquid oxygen

lmfao

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant digit ratio gaming laptop

Aren’t iPods crazy?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Brass bisexual indian lodge



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: offensive violet rehab



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Mischievous hall



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Salmon church



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: bat shit crazy library antidepressant drug



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Coral Marvelous Crackhouse

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone talking parlor

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Mischievous hall

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: frisky office

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Hot Double Fault Market

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone talking parlor

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: contagious emerald new version hell

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone talking parlor



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: khaki tank

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone talking parlor



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: bat shit crazy library antidepressant drug



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: offensive violet rehab

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Hyperventilating chartreuse organic girlfriend



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Twinkling beady-eyed native therapy



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Chrome incel



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: bateful bearded immigrant property



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: frisky office



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: multi-colored crystalline chapel black woman



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Garnet vigorous ceo

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone talking parlor

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Rusted Apoplectic Piazza

3 words: pepper thine angus

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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Primrose comical business firm goal in life

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49424851)