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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
Azure disrespectful faggotry round eye
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if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
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No
Twinkling Home
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What about the WNBA?
Azure disrespectful faggotry round eye
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I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
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Okay Christian.
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I'm Indian
honey-headed whorehouse
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dot or feather
Azure disrespectful faggotry round eye
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What do you think? I'm on here
honey-headed whorehouse
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
Azure disrespectful faggotry round eye
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
honey-headed whorehouse
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
stimulating police squad dingle berry
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
Azure disrespectful faggotry round eye
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
stimulating police squad dingle berry
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thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
Azure disrespectful faggotry round eye
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
stimulating police squad dingle berry
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If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
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Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
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of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
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I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
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cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
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I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
Azure disrespectful faggotry round eye
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(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
Beady-eyed chocolate dysfunction
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more like cooper fagg
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I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
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Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
Mustard Resort Mother
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
cobalt razzmatazz parlour tattoo
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yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
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"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
Floppy silver shrine
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Depends. Can I play completely nude?
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Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
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CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
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thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
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Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
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Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
outnumbered diverse lodge
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The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
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6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
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do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
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can I shout nigger nonstop
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  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Azure disrespectful faggotry round eye

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: cobalt razzmatazz parlour tattoo

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Twinkling Home

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Azure disrespectful faggotry round eye

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: provocative nursing home place of business

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Twinkling Home

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: honey-headed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: splenetic very tactful foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: honey-headed whorehouse

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Azure disrespectful faggotry round eye

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: honey-headed whorehouse

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Azure disrespectful faggotry round eye

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: honey-headed whorehouse

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: stimulating police squad dingle berry

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Azure disrespectful faggotry round eye

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: stimulating police squad dingle berry

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Azure disrespectful faggotry round eye

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: stimulating police squad dingle berry

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: rambunctious unholy theater stage

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: cobalt razzmatazz parlour tattoo

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: galvanic macaca cumskin

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Supple khaki ratface

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Azure disrespectful faggotry round eye

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Floppy silver shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Cerebral Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: appetizing national puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chocolate dysfunction

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Azure disrespectful faggotry round eye

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chocolate dysfunction

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: talented cuck

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Nofapping Ivory Scourge Upon The Earth Doctorate

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Mustard Resort Mother

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: cobalt razzmatazz parlour tattoo

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Black Marketing Idea Double Fault

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Floppy silver shrine

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good native

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Blue address mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Mildly autistic chapel

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: excitant dark dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Azure disrespectful faggotry round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Curious olive center deer antler

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Supple khaki ratface

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Idiotic Bronze Jew

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Curious olive center deer antler

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: outnumbered diverse lodge

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Curious olive center deer antler

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Abnormal hominid spot

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chocolate dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: lemon bbw abode

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Disturbing Sickened Laser Beams Temple

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: heady bawdyhouse

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460651)