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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Buck-toothed apoplectic spot
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
nudist casino partner
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Buck-toothed apoplectic spot
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
nudist casino partner
  10/17/25
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Dashing ebony stage national security agency
  10/17/25
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aggressive church
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
tan dopamine
  10/17/25
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Buck-toothed apoplectic spot
  10/17/25
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Unholy appetizing faggotry knife
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
multi-colored mauve persian
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
tan dopamine
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
tan dopamine
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Buck-toothed apoplectic spot
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Lemon zombie-like wrinkle
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
curious cuckoldry
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
marvelous home
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Buck-toothed apoplectic spot
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
marvelous home
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Harsh Fragrant Menage Keepsake Machete
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
marvelous home
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Buck-toothed apoplectic spot
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Azure Messiness Boltzmann
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Cerebral idea he suggested
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Buck-toothed apoplectic spot
  10/17/25
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Abnormal Crawly Parlour Queen Of The Night
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Harsh Fragrant Menage Keepsake Machete
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Dashing ebony stage national security agency
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Thirsty Smoky Skinny Woman
  10/17/25
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Buck-toothed apoplectic spot
  10/17/25
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Abnormal Crawly Parlour Queen Of The Night
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Dashing ebony stage national security agency
  10/17/25
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Unholy appetizing faggotry knife
  10/17/25
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Olive step-uncle's house
  10/18/25
lol
Drab floppy heaven
  10/18/25
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Charcoal Death Wish
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Drunken bronze factory reset button rehab
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Buck-toothed apoplectic spot
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Drunken bronze factory reset button rehab
  10/17/25
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Buck-toothed apoplectic spot
  10/17/25
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aggressive church
  10/18/25
:(
arrogant galvanic hissy fit
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racy purple field
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
razzle-dazzle pale range
  10/18/25
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Abusive garrison
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
multi-colored mauve persian
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
obsidian glittery reading party black woman
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Onyx Seedy Coldplay Fan Space
  10/18/25
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racy purple field
  10/18/25
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tan dopamine
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Buck-toothed apoplectic spot
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
obsidian glittery reading party black woman
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
tan dopamine
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
angry location
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Fantasy-prone Mind-boggling Karate
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
180 resort digit ratio
  10/18/25
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Lemon zombie-like wrinkle
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Drunken bronze factory reset button rehab
  10/18/25
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Buck-toothed apoplectic spot
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Buck-toothed apoplectic spot

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: nudist casino partner

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Buck-toothed apoplectic spot

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: nudist casino partner

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Dashing ebony stage national security agency



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: aggressive church



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: tan dopamine

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Buck-toothed apoplectic spot



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Unholy appetizing faggotry knife



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: multi-colored mauve persian

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: tan dopamine

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: tan dopamine

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Buck-toothed apoplectic spot

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Lemon zombie-like wrinkle

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: curious cuckoldry

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: marvelous home

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Buck-toothed apoplectic spot

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: marvelous home

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Harsh Fragrant Menage Keepsake Machete

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: marvelous home

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Buck-toothed apoplectic spot

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Azure Messiness Boltzmann

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Cerebral idea he suggested

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Buck-toothed apoplectic spot

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Abnormal Crawly Parlour Queen Of The Night



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Harsh Fragrant Menage Keepsake Machete

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Dashing ebony stage national security agency

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Thirsty Smoky Skinny Woman

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Buck-toothed apoplectic spot



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Abnormal Crawly Parlour Queen Of The Night



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Dashing ebony stage national security agency

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Unholy appetizing faggotry knife



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Olive step-uncle's house



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Drab floppy heaven

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Charcoal Death Wish



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Drunken bronze factory reset button rehab

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Buck-toothed apoplectic spot

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Drunken bronze factory reset button rehab

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Buck-toothed apoplectic spot



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: aggressive church



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: arrogant galvanic hissy fit

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: racy purple field



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle pale range

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Abusive garrison



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: multi-colored mauve persian

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: obsidian glittery reading party black woman

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Onyx Seedy Coldplay Fan Space

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: racy purple field



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: tan dopamine



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Buck-toothed apoplectic spot

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: obsidian glittery reading party black woman

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: tan dopamine

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: angry location

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Mind-boggling Karate

stfu ZZZ

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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: 180 resort digit ratio

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Lemon zombie-like wrinkle



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Drunken bronze factory reset button rehab

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Buck-toothed apoplectic spot



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