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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM Author: avocado misunderstood stead scourge upon the earth She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361876) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: hateful stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361881) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: Yapping boyish new version useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361880) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: bearded background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361884) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: Underhanded kitty boooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361890) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: brilliant parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361909) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: mind-boggling turdskin lol i like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361910) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: dead multi-colored market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49364042) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: soggy university that's a good joke. those people suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361937) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: avocado misunderstood stead scourge upon the earth You're invited next time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49361942) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Hairless heady sweet tailpipe CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362005) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: avocado misunderstood stead scourge upon the earth He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362032) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: chestnut kink-friendly principal's office That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362176) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: bearded background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362407) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: razzle boiling water plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362010) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: outnumbered keepsake machete dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362016) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Citrine school cafeteria fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362036) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: impressive rehab blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362009) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: razzle-dazzle piazza I guffawed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362039) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Citrine school cafeteria fanboi Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362040) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: Buff contagious public bath It's a good joke. Get new friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362052) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: mildly autistic site cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362075) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: unhinged parlor (except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362122) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: mind-boggling turdskin they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362092) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM Author: dead multi-colored market People who can't lol at dad jokes suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49364046) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Greedy sanctuary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362128) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: charcoal pea-brained dilemma "He's a microbiologist."
"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: red well-lubricated roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362175) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: chestnut kink-friendly principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362179) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: avocado misunderstood stead scourge upon the earth I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362188) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: beady-eyed adulterous senate private investor You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362185) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: avocado misunderstood stead scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362189) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: Stirring Iridescent Station Stock Car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362205) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: dead multi-colored market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49364045) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM Author: Citrine school cafeteria fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49364053) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM Author: high-end native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49364099) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: flickering cruise ship death wish "More like Jones GAY!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362190) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Plum Ticket Booth good joke i would've laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49364050) |