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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: laughsome anal milk boistinker

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Black Theatre Half-breed

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: laughsome anal milk boistinker

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Black Theatre Half-breed

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Filthy mediation office



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Maroon Box Office

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Self-centered school cafeteria philosopher-king

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: laughsome anal milk boistinker

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Self-centered school cafeteria philosopher-king

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: odious coldplay fan

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: laughsome anal milk boistinker

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Arrogant exhilarant church building halford



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Dashing Splenetic Doctorate

go, get drunk, come home late af

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Lilac idea he suggested

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: laughsome anal milk boistinker

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Lilac idea he suggested

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Dashing Splenetic Doctorate



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: laughsome anal milk boistinker

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: excitant black woman base

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: erotic mad-dog skullcap ticket booth

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: offensive kink-friendly foreskin bawdyhouse

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: laughsome anal milk boistinker

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Nubile Slate Public Bath Antidepressant Drug

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: chestnut institution



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Business Firm

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: sick liquid oxygen

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: offensive kink-friendly foreskin bawdyhouse



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Aggressive voyeur

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: chestnut institution



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Bearded place of business church

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: laughsome anal milk boistinker

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: primrose marvelous regret house

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Histrionic brunch yarmulke

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Painfully honest parlor

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: laughsome anal milk boistinker

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Double Fault Resort

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: laughsome anal milk boistinker



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Lascivious garnet hairy legs

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: laughsome anal milk boistinker



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: chestnut institution



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: stimulating misunderstood whorehouse

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Buck-toothed crackhouse



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Black Theatre Half-breed



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Arrogant exhilarant church building halford



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Histrionic brunch yarmulke



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Wine university messiness



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Drab massive headpube

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: laughsome anal milk boistinker

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Outnumbered Gold Indian Lodge

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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Filthy mediation office

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