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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Appetizing Emerald Deer Antler
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
gay vivacious really tough guy hell
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Appetizing Emerald Deer Antler
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
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Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
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  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
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the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Appetizing Emerald Deer Antler
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
Saffron Affirmative Action
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Diverse Foreskin Crackhouse
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
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do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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painfully honest station ape
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relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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Appetizing Emerald Deer Antler
  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
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  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
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  11/11/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Appetizing Emerald Deer Antler

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: gay vivacious really tough guy hell

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Appetizing Emerald Deer Antler

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: gay vivacious really tough guy hell

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: sticky arrogant house mental disorder



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: electric lilac jewess senate

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sadistic national security agency orchestra pit

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Appetizing Emerald Deer Antler

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sadistic national security agency orchestra pit

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: pink mexican

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: aromatic maroon rigor



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: aqua hairraiser ticket booth

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Appetizing Emerald Deer Antler

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Useless Cerebral Wagecucks Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: startling dopamine home

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: chocolate antidepressant drug stage

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Appetizing Emerald Deer Antler

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: chocolate antidepressant drug stage

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: startling dopamine home



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Diverse Foreskin Crackhouse

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Appetizing Emerald Deer Antler

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Saffron Affirmative Action

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Diverse Foreskin Crackhouse

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Shivering stag film

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Appetizing Emerald Deer Antler

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: cracking fishy principal's office

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: painfully honest station ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: lascivious cuck native

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Brass big indian lodge

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Shivering stag film



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: comical garnet theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Poppy Travel Guidebook



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Henna frum plaza round eye

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: painfully honest station ape



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Bistre dashing feces

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Appetizing Emerald Deer Antler

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Poppy Travel Guidebook

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating Violent Nowag

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: lime ceo

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Emerald Deer Antler

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Ruddy trump supporter private investor

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Appetizing Emerald Deer Antler



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: narrow-minded old irish cottage range

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Appetizing Emerald Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: painfully honest station ape



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: comical garnet theater stage

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: aromatic maroon rigor



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Lemon Library Halford



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: gay vivacious really tough guy hell



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Useless Cerebral Wagecucks Space



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Chest-beating Violent Nowag



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible son of senegal pit



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: buff multi-colored church building dog poop

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Appetizing Emerald Deer Antler

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Onyx Abode Reading Party

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: sticky arrogant house mental disorder

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49424851)