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Prestige level of NFL franchises ranked

Cowboys Packers 49ers Steelers Eagles Giants Patriots ...
talking exciting forum fat ankles
  10/19/25
Eagles need to go down about 5 spots Vikings shoudl go up...
Hairraiser market roommate
  10/19/25
Sup Jim Kelly?
talking exciting forum fat ankles
  10/19/25
The Bills and Vikings deep, long history of producing except...
Hairraiser market roommate
  10/19/25
...
sooty know-it-all point
  10/19/25
This guy gets it.
Aphrodisiac pozpig garrison
  10/19/25
Cardinals have old rings.
talking exciting forum fat ankles
  10/19/25
Packers > Cowboys Chiefs > Bears Patriots have won...
aromatic startling location
  10/19/25
Bears won a bunch of NFL Championships back in the day. Same...
talking exciting forum fat ankles
  10/19/25
the lions have never won shit unless we’re taking pre-...
Glittery silver locale foreskin
  10/19/25
4 championships.
talking exciting forum fat ankles
  10/19/25
all were in the 1950s or earlier. none were superbowls.
Glittery silver locale foreskin
  10/20/25
Bengals are literally the least valuable franchise in the le...
ruby travel guidebook whorehouse
  10/19/25
They have had different periods of being decent.
talking exciting forum fat ankles
  10/19/25
Yes but they are actually valued as the least valuable franc...
ruby travel guidebook whorehouse
  10/19/25
no one is less valuable than the jaguars. shitty small marke...
sooty know-it-all point
  10/19/25
The Packers are clearly more prestigious than the cowboys ar...
Aphrodisiac pozpig garrison
  10/19/25
Cowboys are lost valuable franchise in NFL
ruby travel guidebook whorehouse
  10/19/25
Yes, they are #1 on the "value" list, but they hav...
Aphrodisiac pozpig garrison
  10/19/25
I agree but cowboys will always be AMERICAS team
ruby travel guidebook whorehouse
  10/19/25
Pack: owned by 600,000 devoted cheeseheads Cowboys: "...
Aphrodisiac pozpig garrison
  10/19/25
Jerrah is 180. Don't insult him.
talking exciting forum fat ankles
  10/19/25
**trades you away to the pumos for nyuug**
Aphrodisiac pozpig garrison
  10/21/25
Championships: Packers 13, Cowboys 5 Hall of Famers: ...
Demanding Fanboi Tanning Salon
  10/20/25
Jets are getting a lot of traction from their Super Bowl win...
talking exciting forum fat ankles
  10/19/25
Here's an indisputable reason why you're wrong: The bigg...
Hairraiser market roommate
  10/19/25
...
talking exciting forum fat ankles
  10/19/25
(guy passionately arguing that the Kardashians are a more pr...
Aphrodisiac pozpig garrison
  10/19/25
The reason the Cowboys side was a bigger story is because of...
Demanding Fanboi Tanning Salon
  10/20/25
exactly. it's a way bigger story to say "team wants to...
aromatic startling location
  10/20/25
more like an example of how they're a dumpster fire that has...
opaque hyperactive elastic band
  10/22/25
lol wtf are the Bears doing ranked so high. They're infamou...
spruce international law enforcement agency newt
  10/19/25
The pre Super Bowl history counts too.
talking exciting forum fat ankles
  10/19/25
Bears need to be high. --Best defense of all time. --...
Hairraiser market roommate
  10/19/25
bears sb was no fluke, that team was a train
sooty know-it-all point
  10/19/25
This is a PRESTIGE ranking and the Bears are a founding memb...
tantric station
  10/20/25
Titans and panthers over falcons?
Onyx marvelous mood theater
  10/19/25
The Falcons have been around for a long time and have never ...
talking exciting forum fat ankles
  10/19/25
Titans are probably the least prestigious franchise
Nudist boistinker liquid oxygen
  10/19/25
theyve been to a super bowl and they have the oilers history...
sooty know-it-all point
  10/19/25
They don't have a fan base.
Nudist boistinker liquid oxygen
  10/22/25
Until the last few years, they were usually competitive.
talking exciting forum fat ankles
  10/19/25
Also, while I see where you're coming from, the Eagles are t...
Aphrodisiac pozpig garrison
  10/19/25
How was Swarthmore?
Charismatic theatre
  10/19/25
seahawks and eagles should be lower lol @ how much presti...
Cerebral federal immigrant
  10/19/25
Cardinals zapped a ton of their prestige moving to AZ but th...
tantric station
  10/20/25
People refer to "the Super Bowl era" for a reason ...
Hairraiser market roommate
  10/20/25
We do tier lists here champ
Hateful dysfunction
  10/22/25
Redskins should be higher Cowboys should be lower
light gas station
  10/22/25


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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: talking exciting forum fat ankles

Cowboys

Packers

49ers

Steelers

Eagles

Giants

Patriots

Bears

Chiefs

Raiders

Broncos

Ravens

Commanders

Colts

Lions

Dolphins

Vikings

Rams

Buccaneers

Seahawks

Cardinals

Jets

Bills

Bengals

Browns

Saints

Chargers

Titans

Panthers

Falcons

Texans

Jaguars



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360618)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser market roommate

Eagles need to go down about 5 spots

Vikings shoudl go up about 6 spots

Cardinals down like 8 spots

Jets up 5 spots

Dolphins up like 5 spots

Bills up like 8 spots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360717)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: talking exciting forum fat ankles

Sup Jim Kelly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360725)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser market roommate

The Bills and Vikings deep, long history of producing exceptional teams that lose in the Super Bowl puts them far ahead of teams like the Cardinals and Buccanneers.

It'd be like in the year 2000 ranking the Blue Jays and Padres over the Red Sox and Cubs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360735)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: sooty know-it-all point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360751)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pozpig garrison

This guy gets it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360759)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: talking exciting forum fat ankles

Cardinals have old rings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360766)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: aromatic startling location

Packers > Cowboys

Chiefs > Bears

Patriots have won a lot lately but I guess I'm OK here considering we're talking about current prestige

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360624)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: talking exciting forum fat ankles

Bears won a bunch of NFL Championships back in the day. Same with the Lions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360646)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Glittery silver locale foreskin

the lions have never won shit unless we’re taking pre-forward pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360650)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: talking exciting forum fat ankles

4 championships.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360659)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Glittery silver locale foreskin

all were in the 1950s or earlier. none were superbowls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49361348)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: ruby travel guidebook whorehouse

Bengals are literally the least valuable franchise in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360682)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: talking exciting forum fat ankles

They have had different periods of being decent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360687)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: ruby travel guidebook whorehouse

Yes but they are actually valued as the least valuable franchise. Like 5.1 billion or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360699)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: sooty know-it-all point

no one is less valuable than the jaguars. shitty small market full of methheads and no relevant history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360691)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pozpig garrison

The Packers are clearly more prestigious than the cowboys are you fucking crazy. Look, "prestigious" is not totally synonymous with "classy", but its main components are franchise value/accomplishment and classiness. **All else being equal**, a small-market franchise is more prestigious than a large-market one. Really tipping my hand here, but being located in a shitty state while claiming a nicer/more important state in your name is the height of unprestigiousness. Genuinely HTFH.

By this standard, the Jets need to be far, far, far lower, as they are The Clown Franchise. In my mind, they'll always be that like '09-'15 team. The one where rex ryan had a tattoo of his wife, anthropomorphized as Lola Bunny, naked except for a mark sanchez jersey.

I could maybe stomach seeing the jags lower than the jets because the jags franchise is just so goddam shitty and irrelevant -- they're almost certainly the most forgotten franchise on Sporcle quizzes -- but there's no fucking way they should be above the saints or the bills dude are you fucking kidding me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360703)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: ruby travel guidebook whorehouse

Cowboys are lost valuable franchise in NFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360706)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pozpig garrison

Yes, they are #1 on the "value" list, but they have a reputation as being total Trash.

The packers are a franchise with Class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360710)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: ruby travel guidebook whorehouse

I agree but cowboys will always be AMERICAS team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360720)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pozpig garrison

Pack: owned by 600,000 devoted cheeseheads

Cowboys: "Jones (born Jeremiah Moshe Jaffe, July 7, 1939) is an American billionaire who serves as the owner, general manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360734)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: talking exciting forum fat ankles

Jerrah is 180. Don't insult him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360749)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pozpig garrison

**trades you away to the pumos for nyuug**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49363729)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Demanding Fanboi Tanning Salon

Championships: Packers 13, Cowboys 5

Hall of Famers: Packers 36, Cowboys 29

MVPs: Packers 10, Cowboys 1

Packers are clearly more prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49361039)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: talking exciting forum fat ankles

Jets are getting a lot of traction from their Super Bowl win in my ranking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360718)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser market roommate

Here's an indisputable reason why you're wrong:

The biggest story of the offseason was - the Cowboys trading Micah Parsons.

The biggest story of the offseason was not - the Packers acquiring Micah Parsons.

Cowboys are far and away the #1 story in the NFL always.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360730)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: talking exciting forum fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360731)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pozpig garrison

(guy passionately arguing that the Kardashians are a more prestigious family than the du Ponts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360739)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Demanding Fanboi Tanning Salon

The reason the Cowboys side was a bigger story is because of all the drama and turmoil surrounding how badly Jerry botched Parsons contract situation.

Having a senile 80 year old owner who thinks he's somehow qualified to be GM is pretty much the opposite of prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49361045)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: aromatic startling location

exactly. it's a way bigger story to say "team wants to sell star player at peak of his career" than it is that some team is interested in acquiring him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49361342)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: opaque hyperactive elastic band

more like an example of how they're a dumpster fire that hasn't won shit since the 1990s and is run by a senile boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49365949)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: spruce international law enforcement agency newt

lol wtf are the Bears doing ranked so high. They're infamous for having a one time fluke Super Bowl win and doing absolutely nothing else. Nobody gives a fuck about their pre Super Bowl era shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360721)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: talking exciting forum fat ankles

The pre Super Bowl history counts too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360726)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser market roommate

Bears need to be high.

--Best defense of all time.

--Da Bears SNL sketch

--Super Bowl shuffle

--Hilarity that they've been arouond for 105 years and have never had a good QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360740)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: sooty know-it-all point

bears sb was no fluke, that team was a train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360741)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: tantric station

This is a PRESTIGE ranking and the Bears are a founding member of the NFL and still owned by the original family -- until like 5 months ago, 2nd generation owner was alive which is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49361014)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Onyx marvelous mood theater

Titans and panthers over falcons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360727)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: talking exciting forum fat ankles

The Falcons have been around for a long time and have never won anything and have usually been shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360729)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Nudist boistinker liquid oxygen

Titans are probably the least prestigious franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360744)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: sooty know-it-all point

theyve been to a super bowl and they have the oilers history which is fairly prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360747)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Nudist boistinker liquid oxygen

They don't have a fan base.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49365921)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: talking exciting forum fat ankles

Until the last few years, they were usually competitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360755)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pozpig garrison

Also, while I see where you're coming from, the Eagles are too high given that they're also on the Top 4 Trashiest Fanbases list (along with the phillies, 76ers, and flyers).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360758)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Charismatic theatre

How was Swarthmore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360809)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Cerebral federal immigrant

seahawks and eagles should be lower

lol @ how much prestige the "commanders" destroyed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49360767)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: tantric station

Cardinals zapped a ton of their prestige moving to AZ but they are still a founding NFL team and therefore should be higher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49361017)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 12:18 AM
Author: Hairraiser market roommate

People refer to "the Super Bowl era" for a reason - no one gives a shit what happened in some game in 1942. Football isn't baseball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49361032)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Hateful dysfunction

We do tier lists here champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49365939)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: light gas station

Redskins should be higher

Cowboys should be lower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2Ã#49365953)