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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed

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lol i like it
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that's a good joke. those people suck
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You're invited next time
Useless Dilemma
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CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like e...
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He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.
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I guffawed
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Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal...
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(except he should beat them within an inch of their respecti...
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People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.
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I don't get it
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good joke i would've laughed
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Useless Dilemma

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Charcoal Aphrodisiac Church



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: emerald kitchen



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: naked slap-happy brunch dysfunction



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Odious goal in life

boooo

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: talented stead twinkling uncleanness



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Histrionic House-broken School Cafeteria

lol i like it

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: trip library liquid oxygen



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: brindle crotch lettuce

that's a good joke. those people suck

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Useless Dilemma

You're invited next time

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Deep embarrassed to the bone hell private investor

CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Useless Dilemma

He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Primrose forum

That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: naked slap-happy brunch dysfunction



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Heady hateful ladyboy



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Free-loading university antidepressant drug



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: disgusting rigpig step-uncle's house

I guffawed

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: bisexual comical school personal credit line

Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Turquoise mind-boggling corner

It's a good joke. Get new friends.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: ivory water buffalo

cr

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: snowy buck-toothed lay

(except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them)

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Histrionic House-broken School Cafeteria

they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives.

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: trip library liquid oxygen

People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: bipolar impertinent meetinghouse double fault

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Cracking crimson scourge upon the earth windowlicker

"He's a microbiologist."

"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: navy rigor hominid



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Primrose forum



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Useless Dilemma

I don't get it

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: stirring generalized bond

You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Useless Dilemma



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: trip library liquid oxygen



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy cordovan milk stag film

"More like Jones GAY!"

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Red Field Legal Warrant

good joke i would've laughed

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