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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed

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lol i like it
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that's a good joke. those people suck
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You're invited next time
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CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like e...
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He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.
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I guffawed
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Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal...
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It's a good joke. Get new friends.
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(except he should beat them within an inch of their respecti...
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they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so mak...
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People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So
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"He's a microbiologist." "Well, mine has m...
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I don't get it
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"More like Jones GAY!"
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good joke i would've laughed
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: odious yapping state community account

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Histrionic tanning salon



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Bonkers flushed hall



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Black dead theater



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Insane sound barrier

boooo

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: racy national security agency



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Indecent big school son of senegal

lol i like it

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Narrow-minded motley piazza dog poop



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: puce aggressive lodge

that's a good joke. those people suck

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: odious yapping state community account

You're invited next time

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Stimulating hospital

CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: odious yapping state community account

He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Lilac Forum Double Fault

That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Black dead theater



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Galvanic clown



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: duck-like mad-dog skullcap antidepressant drug



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: hateful heaven



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: self-centered adventurous haunted graveyard



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored naked box office

I guffawed

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: hateful heaven

Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Cerebral effete selfie indian lodge

It's a good joke. Get new friends.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: deep parlour

cr

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Yellow institution roast beef

(except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them)

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Indecent big school son of senegal

they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives.

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded motley piazza dog poop

People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz amber pisswyrm prole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Slate famous landscape painting stage

"He's a microbiologist."

"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Submissive Vibrant Garrison Shitlib



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Lilac Forum Double Fault



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: odious yapping state community account

I don't get it

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: vengeful gay wizard meetinghouse

You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: odious yapping state community account



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: well-lubricated swashbuckling becky



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Narrow-minded motley piazza dog poop



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: hateful heaven



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: vigorous seedy dopamine site



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Peach contagious point

"More like Jones GAY!"

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Frozen Gay Property Deer Antler

good joke i would've laughed

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