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Man from Pompeii died while masturbating: forever preserved that way

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she’s been dead for over two years
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i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here
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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:14 PM
Author: fear-inspiring base

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/dfc9cea4-137b-440f-aa8c-5a16d7cb4f4d

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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: Stirring national

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:15 PM
Author: ivory theatre

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:16 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:44 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:44 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:57 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: light messiness space



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: fear-inspiring base



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Date: March 7th, 2020 11:46 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: aromatic institution

(guy who thinks McConnell won't ram through a replacement if Ginsburg dies in mid-October)

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:43 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: thriller hall

she’s been dead for over two years

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: aromatic institution

i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here

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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: magenta hell dingle berry



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: frisky bat-shit-crazy faggotry sanctuary

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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:25 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:59 AM
Author: Aggressive sepia kitchen headpube



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: Brilliant underhanded fanboi theater



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:35 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:53 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage Brethren

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:43 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:47 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: racy plaza



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: Stirring national

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#39711719)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: black nighttime double fault

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/11/Italy-Pompeii-Ancient-Bodies.jpg

https://nypost.com/2020/11/21/two-male-bodies-master-and-slave-unearthed-in-ruins-of-pompeii/

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: overrated principal's office



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: Umber Yapping Striped Hyena Pozpig

Why are scientists such fucking killjoys? How many times and with what sort of validity/reliability has this guy tested his theory for examining 2000 year old remains to distinguish whether a dude was jacking off or just chilling when he got hit by a wall of lava?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41413097)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: racy plaza

Exactly. There must be a reputable nude scientist out there who can explain this man's heroic, if unsuccessful, effort to conquer the flames and ash by BLASTING it with his straight as fuckkk CUMHOSE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41414296)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: Pink Pervert



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Muscadine wine



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: fluffy sex offender

I didn't realise that these were so well-preserved. Shouldn't we be able to tell from their phenotypes if the ancient Romans were actually Italian in the modern sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41413109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: overrated principal's office



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:39 AM
Author: cyan area chad

High T move

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: Diverse gaping

Twist: He was masturbating, and he started when he saw the volcano blow. Couldn't beat the buzzer, unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41414399)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: khaki codepig mother

Cr, he knew he was going to asphyxiate, and wanted to have an auto-erotic asphyxiation orgasm to echo in eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41414456)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: magenta hell dingle berry



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



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