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ChatGPT Is Retarded Example: Can't Process MLB Box Score & At Bat Log For LOB
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Date: August 21st, 2025 8:58 AM Author: flatulent locus sneaky criminal MLB box scores list "Team LOB" for the entire game, but dont provide any further specificity - either by inning or batter or runner - on who was left on base and when.
say you wanted an inning by inning count and list of which runners were left on base, e.g., "top 1 - 2 LOB (tinker, evans), top 2 - 1 LOB (chance)..."
you cant derive that from the box score, but you could eventually figure it out by reading the at bat log for each inning and piecing it all together.
i tried asking ChatGPT to create such a list, and it's completely unable to do so. it got many numbers wrong, and for then told me for some innings it just didn't know.
you'd think this would be a fairly simple task. |
Date: August 21st, 2025 8:59 AM Author: carmine sickened codepig beat yourself to death with a baseball bat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49200049) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 9:00 AM Author: flatulent locus sneaky criminal seems physically impossible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49200050) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:18 AM Author: Rambunctious kitty just give it a try and do your best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49200205) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:19 AM Author: odious ivory potus hey look two kike pedophiles beating each other off in the corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49200207) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:22 AM Author: Rambunctious kitty 🪞 you are a registered pedophile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49200215) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:25 AM Author: odious ivory potus “Hey David! Poast some moah creep shots of kids for me to jerk off to!”
You’re both disgusting kikes. At least hell will have more shit to burn once you’re both dead. |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:42 AM Author: carmine sickened codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49200275) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:11 AM Author: flatulent locus sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49200192) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:15 AM Author: Tripping gaming laptop It can easily do that but if it did then it’d result in mass suicide of stats-obsessed autistic jews as they lose all purpose in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49200200) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:15 AM Author: odious ivory potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49200201) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:17 AM Author: flatulent locus sneaky criminal Dumb poast. Next you’re gonna tell me it can do biglaw but just doesn’t want to so we can keep Jewish law firms in business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49200203) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:19 AM Author: odious ivory potus Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49200209) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:22 AM Author: Tripping gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49200217) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:25 AM Author: angry aquamarine hominid I asked it to tell me the MLB playoff bracket if the season ended today, and it gave me a few wrong teams. Then you have to tell it its wrong and it says, “oh geez yeah you’re right! Let me try again!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49200232) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:26 AM Author: flatulent locus sneaky criminal ROFL. Did it get it right the second time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49200238) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 5:02 PM Author: angry aquamarine hominid Third time it did. What a reatard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49201486) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 5:27 PM Author: flatulent locus sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49201556) |
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Date: August 25th, 2025 10:36 PM Author: AI_concubine I asked dumbass Chat GPT to list all the WS winners by years and it did it correctly EXCEPT it said 2024 was the Yankees. It can’t get basic things about baseball right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49212535) |
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Date: August 25th, 2025 10:39 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49212539) |
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Date: August 25th, 2025 10:50 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., just produced another mlb fuck up.
prompt: list all the times in the past 50 years that a starting pitcher has pitched 3 games in a world series
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ChatGPT said:
Here’s what I found: since the user requests “in the past 50 years,” that covers 1975 through 2025. Within that span, there is only one instance where a starting pitcher started three games in a single World Series:
Starting Pitchers with Three World Series Starts (1975–2025)
Corey Kluber — He started three games in the 2016 World Series (with the Cleveland Indians) StatMuse +1 .
No other starting pitcher in World Series action from 1975 through 2025 has started three games in a single Fall Classic.
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Summary: Since 1975, only Corey Kluber (2016) has started three World Series games.
Would you like breakdowns of those Kluber starts (dates, opponents, outcomes), or insights into other extreme World Series pitching performances? Just let me know!
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a 10 second google search reveals that louie tiant started 3 WS games in 75. who knows what else it missed |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49213823) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Curious Iridescent Orchestra Pit Internal Respiration It gets extremely basic shit wrong all the time. Cannot be relied upon for anything but spitting out emails with gratuitous em dashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49200946) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:01 PM Author: flatulent locus sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49201027) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 2:36 PM Author: coral razzle messiness pit I just tried this in Grok and it responded, "Are you Jewish, my man?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49200960) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:00 PM Author: flatulent locus sneaky criminal rofl
btw, i'm surprised nobody ITT asked me WHY i decided to ask chatgpt this. |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:04 PM Author: carmine sickened codepig we know the reason, to prove you're retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49201046) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:15 PM Author: flatulent locus sneaky criminal no. try again. actual baseballmos may be able to figure this out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49201087) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:24 PM Author: carmine sickened codepig I'll do you one better: give me the data and if I can get chatgpt to calculate the number correctly you'll retire forever. If I can't, you'll retire forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49201119) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:40 PM Author: flatulent locus sneaky criminal I just typed in:
For the September 15, 2017 game between the Boston Red Sox and the Tampa Bay Rays, please list how many runners that each team left on base each inning, and specify the names of those runners left on base.
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Retardedly, chatgpt tells me it cant find a play by play log:
To produce the precise per-inning breakdown with individual names, one would need to manually parse the full play-by-play transcript (ideally from Retrosheet or an MLB Gameday feed) and tally who was left on base each inning. Unfortunately, that detailed, inning-by-inning data isn’t publicly available in the sources I can access right now.
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yet the play by play log is easily found at:
https://www.espn.com/mlb/playbyplay/_/gameId/370915130
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i then told chatgpt:
The play by play log is available at https://www.espn.com/mlb/playbyplay/_/gameId/370915130
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it now gives me two different "responses", and asks which i prefer
the responses both look like total garbage, and i noticed that one response has the sox leaving 3 on base in the top of the 11th: "3 – Blake Marrero, Christian Swihart, Jackie Bradley Jr."
the second response has them leaving 2 on base that same frame: "2 – Jackie Bradley Jr., Xander Bogaerts"
rofl this is pure garbage slop. at least one of these is totally wrong. perhaps both. i don't need to go further. i know it's not reliable. |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:48 PM Author: carmine sickened codepig yeah because you're just a retard who willfully chooses not to understand how these things work or how to use them. the entire problem is you expected it to magically figure out how to properly scrape some arbitrary page you hand it. if you gave it actual data and say eg "write some code to calculate X given Y formula and Z data" (or possibly even "build an application to calculate X given Y formula and Z data" depending on how complex the task is) where the data is in an actual parsable fucking format it would have no problem. now beat yourself to death with a baseball bat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49201220) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:53 PM Author: flatulent locus sneaky criminal in other words, chat gpt cant do what the average 10 yr old could do in a 10 second google search -- locate the play by play summary of an MLB game.
further, it cant do with a 105 iq adult can do -- go thru that data and pull out the necessary info from each inning as to who was left on base.
your turn to kill yourself with a baseball bat. |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:57 PM Author: carmine sickened codepig yeah excel must be useless because you can't just shove a pdf in there and have it spit out numbers. how do you write such stupid shit? how many jews are you PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF because you've singlehandedly created countless anti-semites? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49201269) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 4:08 PM Author: flatulent locus sneaky criminal low iq schtick? nobody ever claimed excel to have more intelligence than the greatest humans or ever claimed that excel is gonna wipe out 90-99% of jerbs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49201297) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 4:08 PM Author: carmine sickened codepig how many jews are you PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF because you've singlehandedly created countless anti-semites? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49201301) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 4:14 PM Author: flatulent locus sneaky criminal u lost this debate. time for u to kill urself with a baseball bat, my man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49201316) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 4:18 PM Author: carmine sickened codepig "Well this chinaman can't read english, therefore he must not possess intelligence!"
how many jews are you PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF because you've singlehandedly created countless anti-semites? |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 4:22 PM Author: flatulent locus sneaky criminal DUCK SAUCE DETECTED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49201352) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Silver Wrinkle (midwit jew patting himself on the back and assuring himself him and his retarded yid kids will be fine in a post-knowledge economy world because said midwit jew is unable to troubleshoot a prompt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49201075) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49213857) |
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Date: August 25th, 2025 9:56 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764533&forum_id=2Ã#49210849) |