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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
concupiscible den
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Passionate slap-happy meetinghouse double fault
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
concupiscible den
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
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Just tell some n word jokes.
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  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Embarrassed To The Bone Blood Rage
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
concupiscible den
  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
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  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
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  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
concupiscible den
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
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  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
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do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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concupiscible den
  11/11/25
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Galvanic mood
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tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
180 Jewess
  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
concupiscible den
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: concupiscible den

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Passionate slap-happy meetinghouse double fault

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: concupiscible den

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Passionate slap-happy meetinghouse double fault

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz center



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Supple amber heaven place of business

Just tell some n word jokes.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Blood Rage

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: concupiscible den

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Blood Rage

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Flushed step-uncle's house therapy

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: clutch catchphrase



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Excitant Kitchen Fat Ankles

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: concupiscible den

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: electric degenerate private investor



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: multi-colored tan school cafeteria

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Dun beady-eyed national security agency

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: concupiscible den

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Dun beady-eyed national security agency

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: multi-colored tan school cafeteria



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Avocado Hateful Trailer Park

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: concupiscible den

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Grizzly Piazza

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Avocado Hateful Trailer Park

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Indigo Menage

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: concupiscible den

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Contagious Stage Electric Furnace

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: .,.,.;;,.,.,;,..,.,.,...,.,;;,;,.,.,........


lmfao

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Know-it-all dark yarmulke point

Aren’t iPods crazy?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Indigo Menage



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: laughsome keepsake machete



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Darn tootin (🐾👣)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Paralegal Jahangir

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Violent godawful police squad theater

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: concupiscible den

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Galvanic mood

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: 180 Jewess

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: irradiated gay wizard

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: concupiscible den

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: self-centered thriller dog poop dingle berry

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: concupiscible den



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: buff greedy karate death wish

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: concupiscible den



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: laughsome keepsake machete

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Rose wild cumskin brethren



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: maniacal base



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Passionate slap-happy meetinghouse double fault



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: electric degenerate private investor



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: 180 Jewess



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Peach Odious Ape Casino

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: concupiscible den

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: ,;;,

3 words: pepper thine angus

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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Puta Judia

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

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