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Man from Pompeii died while masturbating: forever preserved that way

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:14 PM
Author: Comical crotch

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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
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It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:15 PM
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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:16 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:44 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:57 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:51 AM
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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:34 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 11:46 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:41 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:43 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:45 PM
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she’s been dead for over two years

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:46 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:21 PM
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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:25 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:59 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:53 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:43 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:04 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: Provocative toilet seat laser beams

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#39711719)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Orange fortuitous meteor

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:39 AM
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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: ocher electric skinny woman field

Why are scientists such fucking killjoys? How many times and with what sort of validity/reliability has this guy tested his theory for examining 2000 year old remains to distinguish whether a dude was jacking off or just chilling when he got hit by a wall of lava?

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: flickering splenetic office

Exactly. There must be a reputable nude scientist out there who can explain this man's heroic, if unsuccessful, effort to conquer the flames and ash by BLASTING it with his straight as fuckkk CUMHOSE.

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:41 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling boiling water

I didn't realise that these were so well-preserved. Shouldn't we be able to tell from their phenotypes if the ancient Romans were actually Italian in the modern sense?

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:38 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:39 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: Cocky knife boltzmann

Twist: He was masturbating, and he started when he saw the volcano blow. Couldn't beat the buzzer, unfortunately

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: Thirsty milky volcanic crater sex offender

Cr, he knew he was going to asphyxiate, and wanted to have an auto-erotic asphyxiation orgasm to echo in eternity

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:52 PM
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