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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
nighttime metal public bath
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
vigorous bipolar genital piercing
  11/24/25
No
Cerise locus windowlicker
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
nighttime metal public bath
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
Mind-boggling topaz son of senegal
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
Cerise locus windowlicker
  11/24/25
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tantric nowag
  11/25/25
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Unholy big private investor generalized bond
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
tantric nowag
  11/24/25
dot or feather
nighttime metal public bath
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
tantric nowag
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
nighttime metal public bath
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
tantric nowag
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
Silver multi-billionaire
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
nighttime metal public bath
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
Silver multi-billionaire
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
nighttime metal public bath
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
Silver multi-billionaire
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
Awkward puppy native
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
vigorous bipolar genital piercing
  11/24/25
yes
cracking selfie address
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
Cruel-hearted lilac toilet seat athletic conference
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
nighttime metal public bath
  11/24/25
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Salmon giraffe
  11/24/25
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sexy locale
  11/24/25
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histrionic know-it-all philosopher-king crotch
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
Exciting Umber Jew
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
nighttime metal public bath
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
Exciting Umber Jew
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
Passionate mildly autistic national security agency
  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
fuchsia hall
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
frisky jet-lagged field round eye
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
vigorous bipolar genital piercing
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
Slippery Legal Warrant
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
Salmon giraffe
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
self-centered theater stage
  11/24/25
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lascivious magical faggotry orchestra pit
  11/25/25
Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
startling stead roommate
  11/24/25
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aquamarine really tough guy
  11/25/25
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nighttime metal public bath
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
Concupiscible Poppy International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
Cruel-hearted lilac toilet seat athletic conference
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
Exhilarant impertinent piazza haunted graveyard
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
Concupiscible Poppy International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
sinister antidepressant drug idiot
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
Concupiscible Poppy International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
slate cowardly center stain
  11/25/25
...
Exciting Umber Jew
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
hairraiser home
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
nudist comical toaster
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
Hyperventilating Chad
  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: nighttime metal public bath

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: vigorous bipolar genital piercing

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Cerise locus windowlicker

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: nighttime metal public bath

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling topaz son of senegal

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Cerise locus windowlicker

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: tantric nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Unholy big private investor generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: tantric nowag

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: nighttime metal public bath

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: tantric nowag

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: nighttime metal public bath

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: tantric nowag

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Silver multi-billionaire

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: nighttime metal public bath

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Silver multi-billionaire

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: nighttime metal public bath

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Silver multi-billionaire

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Awkward puppy native

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: vigorous bipolar genital piercing

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: cracking selfie address

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted lilac toilet seat athletic conference

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: nighttime metal public bath

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Salmon giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: sexy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: histrionic know-it-all philosopher-king crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Exciting Umber Jew

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: nighttime metal public bath

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Exciting Umber Jew

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Passionate mildly autistic national security agency

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: fuchsia hall

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: frisky jet-lagged field round eye

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: vigorous bipolar genital piercing

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Slippery Legal Warrant

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Salmon giraffe

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: self-centered theater stage

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: lascivious magical faggotry orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: startling stead roommate

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: aquamarine really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: nighttime metal public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible Poppy International Law Enforcement Agency

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted lilac toilet seat athletic conference

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant impertinent piazza haunted graveyard

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible Poppy International Law Enforcement Agency

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: sinister antidepressant drug idiot

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Concupiscible Poppy International Law Enforcement Agency

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: slate cowardly center stain

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Exciting Umber Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: hairraiser home

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: nudist comical toaster

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Chad

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460651)