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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
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These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!
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she was a bowl of yams
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Pea-brained Wrinkle Range

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Pea-brained Wrinkle Range



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored Deranged Field



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Appetizing coldplay fan



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Multi-colored Deranged Field



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: mischievous khaki locus

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Ã#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Boyish windowlicker tanning salon

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Appetizing coldplay fan



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring property fat ankles



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Concupiscible bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Violent ticket booth

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Pea-brained Wrinkle Range

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Boyish windowlicker tanning salon

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Ã#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: onyx national security agency school

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Provocative glassy pocket flask



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: vengeful contagious corner



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Appetizing coldplay fan



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: bright racy house prole



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Appetizing coldplay fan



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Boyish windowlicker tanning salon

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Ã#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: aquamarine fragrant meetinghouse



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Appetizing coldplay fan



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Pea-brained Wrinkle Range



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Provocative glassy pocket flask



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: odious mental disorder dog poop

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Ã#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Boyish windowlicker tanning salon



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Tantric principal's office giraffe



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Tantric principal's office giraffe



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Provocative glassy pocket flask



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Aromatic sadistic address

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Pea-brained Wrinkle Range

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Provocative glassy pocket flask

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Ã#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Tantric principal's office giraffe



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Pea-brained Wrinkle Range



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Avocado business firm feces



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Lascivious nursing home



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Pea-brained Wrinkle Range



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: dun electric ape

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring property fat ankles

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Ã#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: diverse immigrant



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



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