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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
cheese-eating school blood rage
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
cheese-eating school blood rage
  10/17/25
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talented site
  10/17/25
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Learning Disabled Weed Whacker Community Account
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
exhilarant cruel-hearted spot
  10/17/25
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Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation
  10/17/25
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boyish blue corn cake
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Thriller pervert
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
exhilarant cruel-hearted spot
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
exhilarant cruel-hearted spot
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Hateful soul-stirring athletic conference
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Sadistic arrogant legal warrant
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Misunderstood Tan Field
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Misunderstood Tan Field
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Hyperactive beady-eyed giraffe center
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Misunderstood Tan Field
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Sexy rigor
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Chartreuse Temple
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation
  10/17/25
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alcoholic vibrant theater ape
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Hyperactive beady-eyed giraffe center
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
talented site
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Fragrant School Cafeteria Windowlicker
  10/17/25
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Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation
  10/17/25
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alcoholic vibrant theater ape
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
talented site
  10/17/25
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boyish blue corn cake
  10/17/25
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domesticated cyan cumskin orchestra pit
  10/18/25
lol
Comical copper box office
  10/18/25
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Burgundy hissy fit brethren
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
razzle-dazzle talking mexican
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
razzle-dazzle talking mexican
  10/17/25
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Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation
  10/17/25
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Learning Disabled Weed Whacker Community Account
  10/18/25
:(
Laughsome haunted graveyard
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Provocative office
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
dun heady hell pisswyrm
  10/18/25
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excitant library
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Thriller pervert
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
house-broken skinny woman wagecucks
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Razzmatazz Nowag Stag Film
  10/18/25
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Provocative office
  10/18/25
...
exhilarant cruel-hearted spot
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
house-broken skinny woman wagecucks
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
exhilarant cruel-hearted spot
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Coral home partner
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Aphrodisiac Cobalt Jap
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Supple abode prole
  10/18/25
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Hateful soul-stirring athletic conference
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
razzle-dazzle talking mexican
  10/18/25
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Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating school blood rage

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating school blood rage

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: talented site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Weed Whacker Community Account



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: exhilarant cruel-hearted spot

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: boyish blue corn cake



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Thriller pervert

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: exhilarant cruel-hearted spot

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: exhilarant cruel-hearted spot

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Hateful soul-stirring athletic conference

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Sadistic arrogant legal warrant

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Misunderstood Tan Field

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Misunderstood Tan Field

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Hyperactive beady-eyed giraffe center

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Misunderstood Tan Field

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Sexy rigor

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Chartreuse Temple

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: alcoholic vibrant theater ape



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Hyperactive beady-eyed giraffe center

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: talented site

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Fragrant School Cafeteria Windowlicker

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: alcoholic vibrant theater ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: talented site

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: boyish blue corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: domesticated cyan cumskin orchestra pit



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Comical copper box office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Burgundy hissy fit brethren



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle talking mexican

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle talking mexican

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Weed Whacker Community Account



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Laughsome haunted graveyard

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Provocative office



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: dun heady hell pisswyrm

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: excitant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Thriller pervert

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: house-broken skinny woman wagecucks

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Nowag Stag Film

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Provocative office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: exhilarant cruel-hearted spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: house-broken skinny woman wagecucks

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: exhilarant cruel-hearted spot

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Coral home partner

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cobalt Jap

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Supple abode prole

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Hateful soul-stirring athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle talking mexican

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Bull Headed Trip Nursing Home Mediation



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