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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
bearded big psychic
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
Bat-shit-crazy Idiot Church
  03/24/25
yep
soul-stirring circlehead
  03/24/25
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Useless Resort
  03/24/25
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medicated spot
  03/24/25
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aromatic frum selfie mother
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
Passionate pungent preventive strike
  03/24/25
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Internet-worthy flatulent death wish
  03/24/25
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Contagious Filthy Partner Address
  03/24/25
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Trip Twinkling Community Account
  03/24/25
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saffron international law enforcement agency
  03/26/25
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cracking kink-friendly stock car telephone
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
Talking Party Of The First Part
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
honey-headed godawful center
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
Chest-beating mental disorder rigpig
  03/24/25
titcr
dashing newt
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
Bat-shit-crazy Idiot Church
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
dashing newt
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
Buck-toothed lake area voyeur
  03/24/25
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soul-stirring circlehead
  03/24/25
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Internet-worthy flatulent death wish
  03/24/25
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multi-colored private investor
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
Talking Party Of The First Part
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
Passionate pungent preventive strike
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
Internet-worthy flatulent death wish
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
White boltzmann
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
Internet-worthy flatulent death wish
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
White boltzmann
  03/24/25
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multi-colored private investor
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
Bat Shit Crazy Lavender Depressive
  03/24/25
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Indecent cuck jewess
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
White boltzmann
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
charismatic milky deer antler
  03/24/25
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cracking kink-friendly stock car telephone
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
Hyperactive Grizzly Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
Plum Supple Goal In Life
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
Razzmatazz coral dilemma
  03/24/25
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Razzmatazz coral dilemma
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
Bat-shit-crazy Idiot Church
  03/27/25
lol
bearded big psychic
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
White boltzmann
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: bearded big psychic

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Idiot Church

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring circlehead

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Useless Resort



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: medicated spot



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: aromatic frum selfie mother



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Passionate pungent preventive strike

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Internet-worthy flatulent death wish



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Contagious Filthy Partner Address



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Trip Twinkling Community Account



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: saffron international law enforcement agency

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48784132)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: cracking kink-friendly stock car telephone



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Talking Party Of The First Part

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: honey-headed godawful center

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Chest-beating mental disorder rigpig

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: dashing newt

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Idiot Church

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: dashing newt

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Buck-toothed lake area voyeur

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48776991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Internet-worthy flatulent death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: multi-colored private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48777326)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Talking Party Of The First Part

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Passionate pungent preventive strike

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Internet-worthy flatulent death wish

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: White boltzmann

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Internet-worthy flatulent death wish

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: White boltzmann

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: multi-colored private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Lavender Depressive

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Indecent cuck jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48778639)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: White boltzmann

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: charismatic milky deer antler

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: cracking kink-friendly stock car telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Hyperactive Grizzly Twinkling Uncleanness

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Plum Supple Goal In Life

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz coral dilemma

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz coral dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Idiot Church

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: bearded big psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: White boltzmann

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Ã#49493859)