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Hypo: you find a dead body in the woods with 10k in cash

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities ...
Cyan Mind-boggling Corner Legal Warrant
  11/22/17
"But where will I get.."
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  11/22/17
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splenetic international law enforcement agency love of her life
  11/22/17
Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods n...
Marvelous Rigpig Wrinkle
  11/22/17
Cop might make you a $uspect
Cyan Mind-boggling Corner Legal Warrant
  11/22/17
I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying any...
Marvelous Rigpig Wrinkle
  11/22/17
I take the cash and report nothing.
anal roommate
  11/22/17
lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking ...
burgundy floppy center
  11/22/17
cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.
Odious nibblets
  11/22/17
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Canary free-loading theater ladyboy
  11/22/17
Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing
cerebral voyeur legend
  11/22/17
This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks
Maroon newt
  11/22/17
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primrose heaven patrolman
  11/22/17
I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.
Amethyst Razzle Doctorate Hell
  11/22/17
(rudolph)
Marvelous Rigpig Wrinkle
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Odious nibblets
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cerebral voyeur legend
  11/22/17
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  11/22/17
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cerebral voyeur legend
  11/22/17
why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash?...
Greedy Toilet Seat
  11/22/17
Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked
Cyan Mind-boggling Corner Legal Warrant
  11/22/17
(guy jerking off on dead boeis
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  11/22/17
(23andme customer)
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umber sickened property
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histrionic stage
  11/22/17
I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backsc...
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  11/22/17
I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not tou...
Tan Spot
  11/22/17
(money haver)
Idiotic Vigorous Ceo Casino
  11/22/17
where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?
Stirring misunderstood location regret
  11/22/17
cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover i...
Greedy Toilet Seat
  11/22/17
Front shirt pocket sticking out
Cyan Mind-boggling Corner Legal Warrant
  11/22/17
do I have clothes on
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Vivacious hall
  11/22/17
Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.
umber sickened property
  11/22/17
the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a si...
Hairraiser Library Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/22/17
1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves. 2. Take cash 3. ...
histrionic stage
  11/22/17
lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn aro...
Idiotic Vigorous Ceo Casino
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(Low T cuck)
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Cyan Mind-boggling Corner Legal Warrant

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities or do you leave the cash there for the police to pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: wonderful sooty hissy fit theater stage

"But where will I get.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748417)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: splenetic international law enforcement agency love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34749049)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Marvelous Rigpig Wrinkle

Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods near my house and nobody knows I was going out? Pocket cash and say nothing to anyone. Out for a drive and stopped to stroll around? Just call it in and offer the first cop who gets there to split it 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Cyan Mind-boggling Corner Legal Warrant

Cop might make you a $uspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748432)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Marvelous Rigpig Wrinkle

I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying anything, just meaningfully eye the money whilst telling him what I was doing there, or just shooting the shit before getting down to business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748460)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: anal roommate

I take the cash and report nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748435)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: burgundy floppy center

lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking up my entire life by stealing 10k from a dead man and/or some pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748444)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Odious nibblets

cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Canary free-loading theater ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748523)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: cerebral voyeur legend

Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748452)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Maroon newt

This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748464)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: primrose heaven patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34749125)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Doctorate Hell

I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748473)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Marvelous Rigpig Wrinkle

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: rambunctious native macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748502)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Odious nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: cerebral voyeur legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748530)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: yapping multi-colored theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748584)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34749172)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#49220315)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: cerebral voyeur legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748489)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Greedy Toilet Seat

why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash? take the cash and run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748496)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Cyan Mind-boggling Corner Legal Warrant

Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748783)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Greedy Toilet Seat

(guy jerking off on dead boeis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748935)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Odious nibblets

(23andme customer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34749008)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: umber sickened property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34749084)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34749102)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34749179)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Nofapping vermilion tanning salon

I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backscratchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748534)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: Tan Spot

I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not touch or report anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748653)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Idiotic Vigorous Ceo Casino

(money haver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34749196)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Stirring misunderstood location regret

where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Greedy Toilet Seat

cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover it has cash? it must be in plain sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748965)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Cyan Mind-boggling Corner Legal Warrant

Front shirt pocket sticking out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34748981)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: smoky diverse garrison factory reset button

do I have clothes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34749046)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Vivacious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34749091)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: umber sickened property

Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34749087)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser Library Mad-dog Skullcap

the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a simple plan with Billy Bob Thornton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34749109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: histrionic stage

1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves.

2. Take cash

3. Leave body

4. Buy 100 shares of Smuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34749165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Idiotic Vigorous Ceo Casino

lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn around and go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34749189)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: histrionic stage

(Low T cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34749202)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Cyan Mind-boggling Corner Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#34749697)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2Ã#49220312)