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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
bistre kitty cat associate
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
electric library personal credit line
  11/24/25
No
adventurous glassy hissy fit
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
bistre kitty cat associate
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
irradiated temple
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
adventurous glassy hissy fit
  11/24/25
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Flickering theater
  11/25/25
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Passionate High-end Windowlicker
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
Flickering theater
  11/24/25
dot or feather
bistre kitty cat associate
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
Flickering theater
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
bistre kitty cat associate
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Flickering theater
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
Arousing Chartreuse Location Codepig
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
bistre kitty cat associate
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
Arousing Chartreuse Location Codepig
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
bistre kitty cat associate
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
Arousing Chartreuse Location Codepig
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
low-t double fault
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
electric library personal credit line
  11/24/25
yes
Wonderful organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
stimulating sadistic ceo cruise ship
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
bistre kitty cat associate
  11/24/25
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chest-beating hospital
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razzmatazz shrine death wish
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silver overrated stead
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
Crystalline parlour
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
bistre kitty cat associate
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
Crystalline parlour
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
180 Water Buffalo
  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
Well-lubricated Odious Bawdyhouse
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
hateful cruel-hearted background story gas station
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
electric library personal credit line
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
Blathering stain milk
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
chest-beating hospital
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
dull prole clown
  11/24/25
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metal jet hominid lodge
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Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
Ocher Galvanic Rehab Indirect Expression
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Concupiscible Rambunctious Whorehouse Deer Antler
  11/25/25
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bistre kitty cat associate
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
green resort international law enforcement agency
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
stimulating sadistic ceo cruise ship
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
Mind-boggling maize mental disorder
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
green resort international law enforcement agency
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
bossy range
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
green resort international law enforcement agency
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
Very tactful sapphire rigpig
  11/25/25
...
Crystalline parlour
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
Ebony House-broken Degenerate
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
brilliant heady tank toaster
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
trip newt
  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: bistre kitty cat associate

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: electric library personal credit line

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: adventurous glassy hissy fit

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: bistre kitty cat associate

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: irradiated temple

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: adventurous glassy hissy fit

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Flickering theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Passionate High-end Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Flickering theater

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: bistre kitty cat associate

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Flickering theater

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: bistre kitty cat associate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Flickering theater

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Arousing Chartreuse Location Codepig

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: bistre kitty cat associate

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Arousing Chartreuse Location Codepig

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: bistre kitty cat associate

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Arousing Chartreuse Location Codepig

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: low-t double fault

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: electric library personal credit line

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Wonderful organic girlfriend meetinghouse

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: stimulating sadistic ceo cruise ship

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: bistre kitty cat associate

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: chest-beating hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz shrine death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: silver overrated stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Crystalline parlour

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: bistre kitty cat associate

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Crystalline parlour

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: 180 Water Buffalo

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Odious Bawdyhouse

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: hateful cruel-hearted background story gas station

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: electric library personal credit line

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Blathering stain milk

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: chest-beating hospital

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: dull prole clown

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: metal jet hominid lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Ocher Galvanic Rehab Indirect Expression

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Concupiscible Rambunctious Whorehouse Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: bistre kitty cat associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: green resort international law enforcement agency

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: stimulating sadistic ceo cruise ship

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling maize mental disorder

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: green resort international law enforcement agency

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: bossy range

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: green resort international law enforcement agency

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Very tactful sapphire rigpig

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Crystalline parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Ebony House-broken Degenerate

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: brilliant heady tank toaster

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: trip newt

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460651)