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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
curious sex offender
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Startling Crotch Stead
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
curious sex offender
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Startling Crotch Stead
  10/17/25
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Cruel-hearted foreskin fat ankles
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titillating sepia state
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Dun factory reset button home
  10/17/25
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curious sex offender
  10/17/25
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Tripping Ruddy School
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Flushed galvanic menage yarmulke
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Dun factory reset button home
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Dun factory reset button home
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
curious sex offender
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
violent clown whorehouse
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Cocky Point
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Mind-boggling house-broken rehab
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
curious sex offender
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Mind-boggling house-broken rehab
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Domesticated aggressive stage party of the first part
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Mind-boggling house-broken rehab
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
curious sex offender
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Splenetic Piazza Corn Cake
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
provocative faggot firefighter
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
curious sex offender
  10/17/25
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Pale vigorous pervert
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Domesticated aggressive stage party of the first part
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Cruel-hearted foreskin fat ankles
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
bonkers forum organic girlfriend
  10/17/25
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curious sex offender
  10/17/25
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Pale vigorous pervert
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Cruel-hearted foreskin fat ankles
  10/17/25
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Tripping Ruddy School
  10/17/25
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odious public bath
  10/18/25
lol
Tan Racy Casino
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contagious translucent gaming laptop den
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
heady greedy parlour mood
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
curious sex offender
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
heady greedy parlour mood
  10/17/25
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curious sex offender
  10/17/25
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titillating sepia state
  10/18/25
:(
Vivacious Violet Bawdyhouse
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concupiscible avocado athletic conference
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Trip chest-beating library wagecucks
  10/18/25
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exhilarant white gunner death wish
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Flushed galvanic menage yarmulke
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
excitant hilarious marketing idea mother
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Silver Razzle Resort
  10/18/25
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concupiscible avocado athletic conference
  10/18/25
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Dun factory reset button home
  10/18/25
no homo at all
curious sex offender
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
excitant hilarious marketing idea mother
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Dun factory reset button home
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Very Tactful Nofapping Electric Furnace Windowlicker
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Charismatic shrine
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
apoplectic geriatric nibblets
  10/18/25
...
violent clown whorehouse
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
heady greedy parlour mood
  10/18/25
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curious sex offender
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: curious sex offender

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Startling Crotch Stead

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: curious sex offender

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Startling Crotch Stead

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted foreskin fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: titillating sepia state



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Dun factory reset button home

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: curious sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Tripping Ruddy School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Flushed galvanic menage yarmulke

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Dun factory reset button home

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Dun factory reset button home

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: curious sex offender

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: violent clown whorehouse

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Cocky Point

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling house-broken rehab

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: curious sex offender

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling house-broken rehab

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Domesticated aggressive stage party of the first part

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling house-broken rehab

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: curious sex offender

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Splenetic Piazza Corn Cake

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: provocative faggot firefighter

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: curious sex offender

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Pale vigorous pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Domesticated aggressive stage party of the first part

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted foreskin fat ankles

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: bonkers forum organic girlfriend

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: curious sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Pale vigorous pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted foreskin fat ankles

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Tripping Ruddy School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: odious public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Tan Racy Casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: contagious translucent gaming laptop den



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: heady greedy parlour mood

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: curious sex offender

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: heady greedy parlour mood

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: curious sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: titillating sepia state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Vivacious Violet Bawdyhouse

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: concupiscible avocado athletic conference



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Trip chest-beating library wagecucks

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: exhilarant white gunner death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Flushed galvanic menage yarmulke

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: excitant hilarious marketing idea mother

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Silver Razzle Resort

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: concupiscible avocado athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Dun factory reset button home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: curious sex offender

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: excitant hilarious marketing idea mother

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Dun factory reset button home

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Very Tactful Nofapping Electric Furnace Windowlicker

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Charismatic shrine

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: apoplectic geriatric nibblets

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: violent clown whorehouse



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: heady greedy parlour mood

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: curious sex offender



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