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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
crusty sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
self-absorbed appetizing chapel
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
crusty sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
self-absorbed appetizing chapel
  10/17/25
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electric pocket flask nowag
  10/17/25
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olive floppy rehab
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
bearded marketing idea
  10/17/25
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crusty sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
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razzle cream pit
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Brindle supple depressive
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
bearded marketing idea
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
bearded marketing idea
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
crusty sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
underhanded arousing death wish
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Insane Legal Warrant Station
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Fighting new version hissy fit
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
crusty sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Fighting new version hissy fit
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Amber Trust Fund Athletic Conference
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Fighting new version hissy fit
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
crusty sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
turquoise mind-boggling gaping pozpig
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Stimulating Place Of Business
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
crusty sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
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Pearl Tank Meetinghouse
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Amber Trust Fund Athletic Conference
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
electric pocket flask nowag
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Racy domesticated rigpig
  10/17/25
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crusty sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
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Pearl Tank Meetinghouse
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
electric pocket flask nowag
  10/17/25
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razzle cream pit
  10/17/25
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vivacious locale telephone
  10/18/25
lol
stirring faggotry
  10/18/25
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Dashing Abusive Property
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
beta aquamarine goal in life pistol
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
crusty sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
beta aquamarine goal in life pistol
  10/17/25
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crusty sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
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olive floppy rehab
  10/18/25
:(
hyperventilating corner
  10/17/25
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pungent coral travel guidebook crackhouse
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
vigorous carmine area
  10/18/25
...
Rebellious Comical University Dysfunction
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Brindle supple depressive
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
startled lay
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
carnelian sexy boistinker
  10/18/25
...
pungent coral travel guidebook crackhouse
  10/18/25
...
bearded marketing idea
  10/18/25
no homo at all
crusty sneaky criminal
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
startled lay
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
bearded marketing idea
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
diverse selfie senate
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Rough-skinned narrow-minded stead
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
disrespectful famous landscape painting
  10/18/25
...
underhanded arousing death wish
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
beta aquamarine goal in life pistol
  10/18/25
...
crusty sneaky criminal
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: crusty sneaky criminal

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: self-absorbed appetizing chapel

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: crusty sneaky criminal

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: self-absorbed appetizing chapel

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: electric pocket flask nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: olive floppy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: bearded marketing idea

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: crusty sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: razzle cream pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Brindle supple depressive

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: bearded marketing idea

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: bearded marketing idea

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: crusty sneaky criminal

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: underhanded arousing death wish

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Insane Legal Warrant Station

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Fighting new version hissy fit

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: crusty sneaky criminal

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Fighting new version hissy fit

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Amber Trust Fund Athletic Conference

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Fighting new version hissy fit

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: crusty sneaky criminal

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: turquoise mind-boggling gaping pozpig

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Stimulating Place Of Business

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: crusty sneaky criminal

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Pearl Tank Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Amber Trust Fund Athletic Conference

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: electric pocket flask nowag

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Racy domesticated rigpig

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: crusty sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Pearl Tank Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: electric pocket flask nowag

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: razzle cream pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: vivacious locale telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: stirring faggotry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Dashing Abusive Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: beta aquamarine goal in life pistol

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: crusty sneaky criminal

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: beta aquamarine goal in life pistol

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: crusty sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: olive floppy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: hyperventilating corner

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: pungent coral travel guidebook crackhouse



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: vigorous carmine area

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Rebellious Comical University Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Brindle supple depressive

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: startled lay

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: carnelian sexy boistinker

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: pungent coral travel guidebook crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: bearded marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: crusty sneaky criminal

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: startled lay

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: bearded marketing idea

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: diverse selfie senate

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Rough-skinned narrow-minded stead

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: disrespectful famous landscape painting

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: underhanded arousing death wish



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: beta aquamarine goal in life pistol

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: crusty sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49359746)