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It’s interesting how personal injury settlements make clients go insane

In the last week or so I and another law buddy have settled ...
scholarship
  08/19/25
Yes.
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*among proles / nigs / scammers / etc. (ie. all clients of P...
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  08/19/25
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place feels done
  08/19/25
Wow this creepy short jew that lives on a farm is so cool!
jew hater
  08/19/25
Yes.
michael doodikoff
  08/19/25
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scholarship
  08/19/25
Right after I made this thread I got a call from a client I ...
scholarship
  08/19/25
Yep sounds right
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How big were these settlement checks?
"""'"'"""''
  08/19/25
Not big at all
scholarship
  08/19/25
Under 50k?
"""'"'"""''
  08/19/25
Yes
scholarship
  08/19/25
This is probably only for proles with no real savings. When ...
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  08/19/25
None of these people have ever had a brokerage account
scholarship
  08/19/25
Well what were you expecting out of SHITLAW?
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  08/19/25
Yes, this is the nature of SHITLAW. These clients NEED the m...
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  08/19/25
Wait -- do shitlawyers still used physical checks? Are y...
unhygienic gay melvin
  08/19/25


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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: scholarship

In the last week or so I and another law buddy have settled cases for 3 clients and as soon as they smelled that a settlement check was in the air somewhere, they suddenly had all these emergency purchases come up. Constantly texting “where’s the check,” “I NEED the check for my purchase.” It’s like the same fever people get when they win on a lottery ticket. They just go nuts. Is this universal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764040&forum_id=2Ã#49196879)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:;

Yes.

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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:51 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: unhygienic gay melvin

*among proles / nigs / scammers / etc. (ie. all clients of PI shitlawyers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764040&forum_id=2Ã#49197517)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: place feels done



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Date: August 19th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: jew hater

Wow this creepy short jew that lives on a farm is so cool!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764040&forum_id=2Ã#49197074)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764040&forum_id=2Ã#49197090)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: scholarship



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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: scholarship

Right after I made this thread I got a call from a client I overnighted a check to. He’s panicked because the driver can’t find the door to his apartment and the delivery was guaranteed by noon. He needs the check immediately because a dealership is holding a used porsche for him that he wants to buy with his settlement. I just got off the phone with UPS and they put me on with some Indian who basically couldn’t speak English at all. We were saying the address back to each other in different languages. Completely insane

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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:;

Yep sounds right

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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

How big were these settlement checks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764040&forum_id=2Ã#49197322)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: scholarship

Not big at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764040&forum_id=2Ã#49197351)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

Under 50k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764040&forum_id=2Ã#49197363)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: scholarship

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764040&forum_id=2Ã#49197367)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: '"'"''"'"'''"''"

This is probably only for proles with no real savings. When I had my own PI case, I was very patient with my lawyer and did not beg for any money. Once I got the settlement checks, I put all the money into my brokerage account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764040&forum_id=2Ã#49197361)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: scholarship

None of these people have ever had a brokerage account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764040&forum_id=2Ã#49197365)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: '"'"''"'"'''"''"

Well what were you expecting out of SHITLAW?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764040&forum_id=2Ã#49197462)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

Yes, this is the nature of SHITLAW. These clients NEED the money because they have no other safety net to depend on.

Also, this is probably the largest sum of money that anyone has given them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764040&forum_id=2Ã#49197492)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: unhygienic gay melvin

Wait -- do shitlawyers still used physical checks?

Are you all boomers or something?

What's the reasoning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764040&forum_id=2Ã#49197527)