Date: November 9th, 2025 4:48 PM Author: effete candlestick maker
"I've just been watching some of the nba and I've been hearing things about the women down there, terrible things. They say the women are big, very big, not in a beautiful way like my bills, like in a Rosie O'Donnell way and it just isn't safe for Americans anymore."
Date: November 9th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Bateful dead range
"I heard they have something called the Alamo. Not the car rental place but like an actual Fort or something. Use to be really powerful. Many amazing things happened there but then some people who I won't name gave up, they lost the Alamo and that isn't very powerful folks and we dont like losers like Sleepy Joe who would never have defended the Alamo cause he had no idea where he was. And I dunno, I defend the Alamo very powerfully but it sounds like San Antonio is a city of losers who lose bigly unlike us so I'll be deporting Rosie O'Donnell very quickly we are going to send her back to wherever she came from"